Worst beer/lager?


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Fosters/Carling etc , gassy pisswater.

I don't mind Bud but it's true what they say, it needs to be fresh otherwise it's rank and i "lived" on Kronenburg when i worked in Montpellier.

And when it comes to real beer i hate the honey based bollocks and around christmas the cinnamon and/or nutmeg shite.
 
I don't mind the brands thtat are generally considered to be piss water, Carling and the like.

The worst is probably any kind of bitter thats served in trendy town centre bars where they sell about 2 pints a weeks and it tastes like its been kept in Geoff Capes jockstrap.
 
The local beer here, Alpine, is horrendous. It tastes like how your burps taste the morning after a particularly hefty drinking session.
 
I watched an American documentary called beer wars (worth a look). In it, a string of twats sneered at other beers and professed love for their favourite. In blind taste tests not one of them got it right as all the beers are made the same way using very similar ingredients. Having said that, Fosters is f***ing rank like.
 
Like Peroni and san miguel (bottles) tried it in a can and its f***ing rank in fact i dont like drinking cans full stop.
 
I watched an American documentary called beer wars (worth a look). In it, a string of twats sneered at other beers and professed love for their favourite. In blind taste tests not one of them got it right as all the beers are made the same way using very similar ingredients. Having said that, Fosters is f***ing rank like.

it would be the same for people on here.

there is little difference between the mass produced lagers, other than strength.
 
Can you get Tennants on your side of the border like? Surprised it's not been mentioned if so, absolutely vile stuff

My mate, who used to work for Carlsberg Tetley told me that Tennants and Carling are in fact the same product but under two different brand names.

Dunno if thats true, I once told a Scot the same thing and he was aghast. But there you go.

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I presume all of you have not had the misfortune of trying
Carlton Midstrength
Emu Draft
(The old) Swan Gold
Hahn Premium Light
Matilda Bay
VB
Emu Export
Emu Bitter
XXXX

Absolute Toilet water these like. Drinking any of these has about as much appeal as supping a cup of week owld stale fanny batter
 
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Like Peroni and san miguel (bottles) tried it in a can and its f***ing rank in fact i dont like drinking cans full stop.

Same here I never drink cans, no matter what you get it just tastes of metal.
Budweiser gets my vote for worst beer, it tastes horrible and its fizzy to the point of being nearly undrinkable.
 
I don't mind fosters, but carling it like drinking used sunday lunch dishwater.

After a trip to denmark I completely went off largers, too fizzy for me, started drinking things like Guiness, John Smiths and Boddingtons instead.
 
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