Works Party dilemma!!!!!

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GK said:
Beery Traveller said:
Feed the Monster said:
mackembabe said:
Serves you right! When will men learn to keep their bloody trousers on!

One of my students at work has just announced that she shagged her married boss, whose wife has just had their 1st baby 3 weeks ago! Morals of an alleycat!
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Top bloke and v sensible if you ask me - if his missus has just had a bairn then stands to reason he isn't getting any so rather than get angry and frustrated with her (which could stunt the kids early development) he rogered a young nubile student.

I fail to see the problem.
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You sir, shall forever be my mentor in all things marital/relational.
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:lol:

He did it for the good of the kids - a selfless act - thinking of everyone but himself.
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Shame the fcuking CSA don't take such an enlightened view on such selflessness.
 


It took two installments to get here, but I just want to say class thread and thanks for the journey... :D
 
jaxaxe said:
GK said:
Beery Traveller said:
Feed the Monster said:
mackembabe said:
Serves you right! When will men learn to keep their bloody trousers on!

One of my students at work has just announced that she shagged her married boss, whose wife has just had their 1st baby 3 weeks ago! Morals of an alleycat!
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Top bloke and v sensible if you ask me - if his missus has just had a bairn then stands to reason he isn't getting any so rather than get angry and frustrated with her (which could stunt the kids early development) he rogered a young nubile student.

I fail to see the problem.
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Yes, really top bloke, not.

Being 30 weeks pregnant myself I fail to see the hilarity.

You sir, shall forever be my mentor in all things marital/relational.
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:lol:

He did it for the good of the kids - a selfless act - thinking of everyone but himself.
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Shame the fcuking CSA don't take such an enlightened view on such selflessness.
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Prokofiev said:
I want a chant about this, if not at home v Burnel or Leeds, got to be at Forest. Surely a lot of us are going to these games yes?!

"mighty Mackem proks the secretary for Christmas"
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Senorita, Senorita,
Mighty Mackem wants a shag (wants a shaaaaaaaag..)
Mighty Mackem wants a shag.

ithengyew
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Prokofiev said:
I want a chant about this, if not at home v Burnel or Leeds, got to be at Forest. Surely a lot of us are going to these games yes?!

"mighty Mackem proks the secretary for Christmas"
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Senorita, Senorita,
Mighty Mackem wants a shag (wants a shaaaaaaaag..)
Mighty Mackem wants a shag.

ithengyew
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Quality
 
Feed the Monster said:
Top bloke and v sensible if you ask me - if his missus has just had a bairn then stands to reason he isn't getting any so rather than get angry and frustrated with her (which could stunt the kids early development) he rogered a young nubile student.

I fail to see the problem.
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Mate you are a man who speaks sense.

Other than that, who could turn down a randy, fit student?!!
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Research has shown that women are just as likely to lie and be unfaithful as men. They are caught less often than men because they are better at lying. And you obviously haven't been paying attention. EVERYTHING is the man's fault. :wink:
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Research published in the Metro last week claimed that 50% of women would lie and claim their unborn baby fathered via an affair was in fact their husbands.

And they say we are liars and cheats?! :eek: :wink:
 
MacAbbotts said:
Cockney Mackem said:
Research has shown that women are just as likely to lie and be unfaithful as men. They are caught less often than men because they are better at lying. And you obviously haven't been paying attention. EVERYTHING is the man's fault. :wink:
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Research published in the Metro last week claimed that 50% of women would lie and claim their unborn baby fathered via an affair was in fact their husbands.

And they say we are liars and cheats?! :eek: :wink:
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That also shows that the other 50% are thick as shit if they'd admit it like :roll:
 
Beery Traveller said:
You sir, shall forever be my mentor in all things marital/relational.
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Must admit I've thought about retraining as a therapist - I reckon you'll get all those needy insecure birds talking about their problems and it would be v easy to get stuck in.

I've researched it and I don't think I'd be breaking any moral, ethical or medical codes of conduct (or at least none that merit turning down the rumpty pumpty).
 
billingham-mackem said:
SAFC2403 said:
Taiters said:
SAFC2403 said:
Georgey Squaat Pants said:
SAFC2403 said:
sicknote whufc said:
oh well that was that then, blinding thread lads :D

abi titmus :wink:

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Minger :?
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seconded, overrated as fuck.
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BOBFOC :wink:
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Que?
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:lol: :lol: still would like :wink:
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Probably. You don't look at the mantelpiece while poking the fire do you?? :wink: :wink:
 
I'm off to work now - 4 hours late but with a renewed sense of optimism.

Thank you for the finest thread to have occured on any form of media ever.

I am alive.
 
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