Workplace Ritual Humiliations of Old


Was working on royal mail train carraige as an apprentice. Got locked in a tiny cupboard size room where they kept the sacks. No handle on the inside. Just a tiny round hole which the blokrs procedded to pudh lit bits of paper through for 10 minutes with me stamping them out ehen they landed. .......ah happy days of old.
 
When my mate started down one of the shipyards on Tyneside; the lads caught him, pulled down his kegs, poured cold water on his cock and balls, and then flicked at his cock.
 
Port 4 letters
Left 4 letters
Never forgot that little reminder

And the drink port is also red, there's really no excuse for such a schoolboy error!

Scarily my job was entirely focused on building the tactical picture of what was going on around the boat so I'd have been lamped by my LH or PO for making a mistake like that.
 
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Houses of parliament is my guess


ref rituals in general

YOU getting everyone a cake on your birthday ? just a small cream cake like
Getting sent places for boxes of sparks or tartan paint or spark plug gaps

Seen to recall them trying to get me to order a box of halftone dots anarl :)
 

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