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Our lass was in the changing room in Debenhams. I could here the stupid cow squealing "I can get into an 8, I can get into an 8".
I said "its only a f***ing shoe you daft bint"
 
Our lass was in the changing room in Debenhams. I could here the stupid cow squealing "I can get into an 8, I can get into an 8".
I said "its only a f***ing shoe you daft bint"

Went to a Comedy Clerb in Cardiff about 5 years ago. The headline act (I cannit remember his name) had just been released from a defamation action brought by Vanessa Feltz. He'd been the warm up act for one of her telly shows & she'd just left the stage having telt the audience about her new diet & how good it was to be "back in a size 8". He walked on & said "Must be her shoe size, not her arse!" Cue tantrum & court case.

As the case was finished (in his favour) he spent his entire act on a bile filled, hilarious rant about her...
 
As there was nowt on TV last night, I checked what was on catch up. I saw An Audience with Kenneth Williams listed and asked the other half if she'd liked to watch it and the reply came "is it an old one".

No, it's brand new cos he hasn't really been dead over 20 years.
 
In Asda I said to my current female, get some crisps, noooooooooooo she said, the kids will only eat them!!!, I said what are you supposed to do with them like?
 
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