Women with too much perfume

[Sam Handwich]

Women always smell lovely.
Our fragments are rubbish.

I was in bits reading that mate.

 

[Sunderland Til I Cry]

Worse still is when they do it at the end of a flight, you just can’t escape it on a plane.

 

[Deleted member 27677]

This.
How gargantually thick as shit do you have to be to take up smoking?

One of our neighbours has started dipping. We were all round another neighbour’s gaff the other day, just sitting on the patio drinking a beer and he keeps gossing this disgusting brown goss into an empty beer bottle. His missus is a doctor anarl. He started doing it round ours a few weeks ago and I just told our lass either you have a quiet word with him or I’ll have to tell him to leave. Imagine doing that in front of the bairn. f***ing rancid habit.

Why ask you lass to say something ?you do it