Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend......



That surely can't be real?! Brutal if it is, two fingers and a bollock.

Why is it that the lookers are always the crazy ones.

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“My life then flashed before my eyes and I saw all the penises and rectums I had eaten or fooled around with in my life and I understood then why I was not allowed into Heaven,” he added.

I'm bookmarking this site! :lol::lol::lol:
 

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