Why oh why oh why ?


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Every Easter and Halloween I agree to a family fun night at the dogs , it's rubbish - chavtastic , screaming kids with snotty noses , 'party music' , rubbish food and betting more that a fiver on dogs is madness ... To top it all olde English cider on draft ..... What's wrong with strongbow ?

Sod it im off to get a tattoo and start on the vodka
 
Every Easter and Halloween I agree to a family fun night at the dogs , it's rubbish - chavtastic , screaming kids with snotty noses , 'party music' , rubbish food and betting more that a fiver on dogs is madness ... To top it all olde English cider on draft ..... What's wrong with strongbow ?

Sod it im off to get a tattoo and start on the vodka

Look at me Look at me, I have family fun nights.
 
Every Easter and Halloween I agree to a family fun night at the dogs , it's rubbish - chavtastic , screaming kids with snotty noses , 'party music' , rubbish food and betting more that a fiver on dogs is madness ... To top it all olde English cider on draft ..... What's wrong with strongbow ?

Sod it im off to get a tattoo and start on the vodka

Get a greyhound tattoo with a pumpkin head to remind you to say "no" next time.
 
I'm just upset cos the decorated egg compilation I spent all week making didn't get a prize
 
Every Easter and Halloween I agree to a family fun night at the dogs , it's rubbish - chavtastic , screaming kids with snotty noses , 'party music' , rubbish food and betting more that a fiver on dogs is madness ... To top it all olde English cider on draft ..... What's wrong with strongbow ?

Sod it im off to get a tattoo and start on the vodka

The dogs isn't that bad man woman!
 
More fun staying in playing bullseye on DVD and having a pizza - and no agadoo !
wheres your get up and go....get up get out and show them blokes what they are missing.

let your hair down get pissed and fuck a complete stranger

not one of the dogs though because you may get some bizzare looks and be sectioned
 
Every Easter and Halloween I agree to a family fun night at the dogs , it's rubbish - chavtastic , screaming kids with snotty noses , 'party music' , rubbish food and betting more that a fiver on dogs is madness ... To top it all olde English cider on draft ..... What's wrong with strongbow ?

Sod it im off to get a tattoo and start on the vodka
In the words of Zammo, Row...Land and Fay... "Just Say No!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCLs0jv_Efk
 
Every Easter and Halloween I agree to a family fun night at the dogs , it's rubbish - chavtastic , screaming kids with snotty noses , 'party music' , rubbish food and betting more that a fiver on dogs is madness ... To top it all olde English cider on draft ..... What's wrong with strongbow ?

Sod it im off to get a tattoo and start on the vodka

miserable fucker
 
get the letter B tattooed on each bum cheek, go to the family do, drop all your kegs, bend over and ask them to guess your name. then tell them its BOB:lol:

I think if I'd dropped my pants at a kids party night something might have been said ?

Just back from Roker hotel - think there must've been a gipsy wedding today - some great people watching opportunities , didn't dare take pics Incase I got chinned - I'm a tall lass but some of those girls were scary !
 
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