why I hate the mags with a passion


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As a 16yr old kid (30 odd yrs ago) I was in the Rose and Shamrock pub in Birtley one Friday night, waiting for my mate who was on the piss. After last orders we were gonna go up to the Birtley/Washington services to hitch a lift to Leicester I think, anyway this bloke comes up to me and pointed at my scarf and said "what the fucks that" then gobbed in my face while his mate pissed themselves laughing This bloke was 6ft 3ins (ish) in a bar full of mags apart from a few lads.

I know I should have moved on years ago but the more I think about it the more I hate the *****. So what do you think? Should I move on or keep hating the feckers?.

The moral of the story is to take your drink in an area that isn't exclusively Newcastle fella!!!!

I have heard this tale before, big as he is i doubt he would do it nowadays mate. Get over it, move on.

Even a team of the standing of NUFC have the odd nob fan.

Is that your young un in the avatar by the way???
 
I was watching a derby game in a pub in Aycliffe a few years ago that was considered a newcastle pub

We took the lead and I went mental. One f***ing giant skinhead mag came over and tried to glass me

A load of other mags stepped in told him they'd smash his face in if he came over again.

They're not all bad


That's nice to hear. Trying to glass someone because they support a rival team is madness.
 
I was watching a derby game in a pub in Aycliffe a few years ago that was considered a newcastle pub

We took the lead and I went mental. One f***ing giant skinhead mag came over and tried to glass me

A load of other mags stepped in told him they'd smash his face in if he came over again.

They're not all bad

They should have kicked the cowardly bastard all over the pub. That is a ***** trick, f***ing scumbag.
 
As a 16yr old kid (30 odd yrs ago) I was in the Rose and Shamrock pub in Birtley one Friday night, waiting for my mate who was on the piss. After last orders we were gonna go up to the Birtley/Washington services to hitch a lift to Leicester I think, anyway this bloke comes up to me and pointed at my scarf and said "what the fucks that" then gobbed in my face while his mate pissed themselves laughing This bloke was 6ft 3ins (ish) in a bar full of mags apart from a few lads.

I know I should have moved on years ago but the more I think about it the more I hate the *****. So what do you think? Should I move on or keep hating the feckers?.

Look on the bright side, he's probably deed by now!
 
Rather than focussing all of your anger on the Mag plank that picked on you in that one instance, over the next year you should travel the length country covering all points of the compass and go into the pub closest to each home ground you happen to be near on a match day wearing a Sunderland Scarf and a red and white hat with a nice matching wooly pom pom on it, and shout out your favourite matchday song, ideally one which slags off the team in whose local you are now situated.

After getting a slap in each of these venues, you willeventually start to form the following opinions:

1. Having supporters who are also planks is not the sole domain of Newcastle U-fookin-nited
2. no matter where you go, there will always be someone prepared to pick on a stray away supporter, regardless of size
3. although wearing your colours is a right, it is not always a sensible choice.
4. Big up and grow a pair and stop whingeing on about how the big man picked on you twenty some years ago and get a life.
 
The moral of the story is to take your drink in an area that isn't exclusively Newcastle fella!!!!

I have heard this tale before, big as he is i doubt he would do it nowadays mate. Get over it, move on.

Even a team of the standing of NUFC have the odd nob fan.

Is that your young un in the avatar by the way???
Yeah thats my lad. Not much of a footballer but no bad at rugby.

Rather than focussing all of your anger on the Mag plank that picked on you in that one instance, over the next year you should travel the length country covering all points of the compass and go into the pub closest to each home ground you happen to be near on a match day wearing a Sunderland Scarf and a red and white hat with a nice matching wooly pom pom on it, and shout out your favourite matchday song, ideally one which slags off the team in whose local you are now situated.

After getting a slap in each of these venues, you willeventually start to form the following opinions:

1. Having supporters who are also planks is not the sole domain of Newcastle U-fookin-nited
2. no matter where you go, there will always be someone prepared to pick on a stray away supporter, regardless of size
3. although wearing your colours is a right, it is not always a sensible choice.
4. Big up and grow a pair and stop whingeing on about how the big man picked on you twenty some years ago and get a life.

Rather than focussing all of your anger on the Mag plank that picked on you in that one instance, over the next year you should travel the length country covering all points of the compass and go into the pub closest to each home ground you happen to be near on a match day wearing a Sunderland Scarf and a red and white hat with a nice matching wooly pom pom on it, and shout out your favourite matchday song, ideally one which slags off the team in whose local you are now situated.

After getting a slap in each of these venues, you willeventually start to form the following opinions:

1. Having supporters who are also planks is not the sole domain of Newcastle U-fookin-nited
2. no matter where you go, there will always be someone prepared to pick on a stray away supporter, regardless of size
3. although wearing your colours is a right, it is not always a sensible choice.
4. Big up and grow a pair and stop whingeing on about how the big man picked on you twenty some years ago and get a life.

If you took time to read it properly you would see I was in my home town and not a stray away supporter. Also I dont think its a winge its just my reason why I hate the f***ing mags.
 
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As a 16yr old kid (30 odd yrs ago) I was in the Rose and Shamrock pub in Birtley one Friday night, waiting for my mate who was on the piss. After last orders we were gonna go up to the Birtley/Washington services to hitch a lift to Leicester I think, anyway this bloke comes up to me and pointed at my scarf and said "what the fucks that" then gobbed in my face while his mate pissed themselves laughing This bloke was 6ft 3ins (ish) in a bar full of mags apart from a few lads.

I know I should have moved on years ago but the more I think about it the more I hate the *****. So what do you think? Should I move on or keep hating the feckers?.

As an eight year old my dad took me to the derby at Roker and after the two of us nearly being attacked by a group of blokes in Leeds st, I was then hockled at by a load of blokes cos I had a Sunderland scarf on. An eight year old bairn for fucks sake.
 
As a 16yr old kid (30 odd yrs ago) I was in the Rose and Shamrock pub in Birtley one Friday night, waiting for my mate who was on the piss. After last orders we were gonna go up to the Birtley/Washington services to hitch a lift to Leicester I think, anyway this bloke comes up to me and pointed at my scarf and said "what the fucks that" then gobbed in my face while his mate pissed themselves laughing This bloke was 6ft 3ins (ish) in a bar full of mags apart from a few lads.

I know I should have moved on years ago but the more I think about it the more I hate the *****. So what do you think? Should I move on or keep hating the feckers?.

I'd have gone back with a baseball bat for the fucker.
 
I see you still had to continue and talk about me. You can have my number if you like..:lol:

Little stalker boy

Cheers

Boilermaker
I told you yesterday mag, when you got all rattled I'll stalk you till you are sick of this silly little charade of yours . 3-0 truckerman
 
I told you yesterday mag, when you got all rattled I'll stalk you till you are sick of this silly little charade of yours . 3-0 truckerman
a) I'm not a Mag
b) what is a truckerman ?
c) I'm not rattled in the slightest by some little immature adolescent..who had the need to resort to vulgar smut.

and

d) You're obviously bothered about me which is nice.

I'd say thats Boilermaker (Truckerman) 1 Confucius 0

wouldn't you ? thanks I knew you'd agree

All the best
 
a) I'm not a Mag
b) what is a truckerman ?
c) I'm not rattled in the slightest by some little immature adolescent..who had the need to resort to vulgar smut.

and

d) You're obviously bothered about me which is nice.

I'd say that Boilermaker (Truckerman) 1 Confucius 0

All the best
You replied to a post from this morning, that's nice dear

You are a mag, there are 10's of thousands of members on here and you claim to be a season ticket holder, yet no one can verify your story? Are you Billy no mates? I guess you are married with a daughter like, cos you named your username in tribute to her
You were on a wind up last night and got would up, little precious one
There's even a whole thread dedicated to you , slagging you off in the main like, but don't cry again
3-0
 
You replied to a post from this morning, that's nice dear

You are a mag, there are 10's of thousands of members on here and you claim to be a season ticket holder, yet no one can verify your story? Are you Billy no mates? I guess you are married with a daughter like, cos you named your username in tribute to her
You were on a wind up last night and got would up, little precious one
3-0

Is that another attempt at humour and a put down, Confucius sunshine ??? pretty lame... As for the username I'll let you do some research (the avatar is a little bit of a give away) but since you're a simpleton you may need assistance.

You didn't answer my question what is a Truckerman ??

Yes 3-0 lovely result which I celebrated..Thanks for reminding me

Regards

Boilermaker :cool:
 
Is that another attempt at humour and a put down Confucius sunshine ??? pretty lame... As for the username I'll let you do some research (the avatar is a little bit of a give away) but since you're a simpleton you may need assistance.

You didn't answer my question what is a Truckerman ??

Yes 3-0 lovely result which I celebrated..Thanks for reminding me

Regards

Boilermaker :cool:

OH shit yeah I forgot, the avatar and username is a cast iron guarantee of your allegiance, how could I be so stupid eh? Well I'll let you do some research on that one , I'm not a simpleton I'm a Chinese wiseman
Simpleton? boneheaded imbecile? Another attempt at a put down Truckerman? How ironic I would say
 
Did you not know the tosser ? Birtley's not a big place and the resident skunks have stopped me getting a kicking off other mags on more than one occasion when I have offered my opinion on their football team after having a few light ales.

You're not IB are you ?
 
OH shit yeah I forgot, the avatar and username is a cast iron guarantee of your allegiance, how could I be so stupid eh? Well I'll let you do some research on that one , I'm not a simpleton I'm a Chinese wiseman
Simpleton? boneheaded imbecile? Another attempt at a put down Truckerman? How ironic I would say

I'll let you off... I was 16 once.

Truckerman ?? Going to enlighten me on this one sunshine ?

Do you want to log off and start again ? I prefer a challenge and this is pretty boring as you haven't got the capacity to engage.

Regards

Boilermaker
 
I'll let you off... I was 16 once.

Truckerman ?? Going to enlighten me on this one sunshine ?

Do you want to log off and start again ? I prefer a challenge and this is pretty boring as you haven't got the capacity to engage.

Regards

Boilermaker
you know who truckerman is, so I don't need to enlighten you. You prefer a challenge do you? I challenged you to verify your SAFC allegiance via the many members of the SMB who must know you? Looks like I have the capacity to engage considering you have done so much of it .. As a matter of fact the first thing you did was hunt my post out, thanks for that. I also engage on a daily basis in my work, so you are nothing in comparison, I'm involved in disputes constantly for a living
But for the good of this board cos I and many others are getting bored with your repetitive negative wind up, (please see other thread on this), I am going to bow out gracefully. It's only because the mods don't have the gonads to ban you for inane drivel, that you can still get your kicks from others. If the truth be known, that is the sole reason for you being here and I'm a bit disappointed in myself for getting embroiled in this. However, many of my mates on this board also, know what I am like. I call a cunt if it smells like a cunt in real life too. You smell like a cunt. It doesn't make me a bad person and it doesn't make me fake like some on here, take note.
 
Five threads on the opening page of pure football all dedicated to the mags. No doubt all claiming them to be obsessed with us etc etc .
Can we not just discuss Sunderland matters as we are beginning to look a laughing stock to be honest

I don't get the bit in bold.

Who exactly are we a laughing stock to? The few mags on here? Do you have loads of mag mates that read this forum and laugh at you? Do the 75k at Sid James every week read this forum and, it's them that are laughing at us?

Who gives a fuck what a few mags think? It's a forum on the Internet, don't get it confused with real life.

And fwiw, the mags have a Sunderland thread on at least 2 forums with hundreds of posts...

The only mag I know that posts on here reckons it's the best football forum in the uk...
 
I don't get the bit in bold.

Who exactly are we a laughing stock to? The few mags on here? Do you have loads of mag mates that read this forum and laugh at you? Do the 75k at Sid James every week read this forum and, it's them that are laughing at us?

Who gives a fuck what a few mags think? It's a forum on the Internet, don't get it confused with real life.

And fwiw, the mags have a Sunderland thread on at least 2 forums with hundreds of posts...

The only mag I know that posts on here reckons it's the best football forum in the uk...
The few mags on here who will tell their mates about how obsessed we are and so on and so forth. The best part of it all is that WE actually think THEY'RE the ones who are obsessed. Just let it go man. Bit of good natured banter is good but this whole hatred stuff is pathetic. As is the constant scorn poured on anybody they sign. FWIW I have no real idea how good or bad their signings are as haven't seen much of them but pedigree wise they are unquestionably a step up from what we've done so far yet we still have the same fans who criticise them claiming to be satisfied with our business thus far. :eek:
 
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