why I hate the mags with a passion


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Originally Posted by DCmackem
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
 
Like punching horses, and invading pitches to get game abandoned .

deplorable and scandalous behaviour..but all teams have their own majority of scumbags. Just because Newcastle are our rivals doesn't mean they monopolise every scumbag fan in football.

A large percentage of football fans with a couple of beers in them are hideous and loathsome characters.

Cheers Boilermaker
 
By the way this is the second thread having a random pop at you lot on here tonight. Out of curiosity do your boards regularly ramble on and on about us like we do you's?

Strangely not. I tried to make this point on another thread and was called a (unt, a paedophile, a cocknocker amongst other things. Yet apparently Newcastle fans are the obsessed one. The typical why am i posting here response was then thrown at me, which i have answered numerous times.
The banter is not even original anymore.
 
Let it go man, there's no use in holding grudges. Show a bit of forgiveness, a modicum of decorum, show a bit of empathy. The cunts probably dead now
 
Strangely not. I tried to make this point on another thread and was called a (unt, a paedophile, a cocknocker amongst other things. Yet apparently Newcastle fans are the obsessed one. The typical why am i posting here response was then thrown at me, which i have answered numerous times.
The banter is not even original anymore.

As a Sunderland fan I'm hoping you don't think for one second the moronic halfwits on this forum represent the club. How someone can sit behind a keyboard threaten whilst effing and jeffing is remarkable.

Cheers Boilermaker
 
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