why I hate the mags with a passion


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yes of course "taught a lesson alright" I'm actually devastated rocking in my chair, and you've ran rings around everyone on here, well according to yourself. But like I said, if you don't think you are great, no one else will. You are too good for us and we should know better to debate with such a master. You actually jumped into a conversation that didn't concern you just to show how great and wonderful you are. All hail Mother Theresa and her favourite sex toy.
Not a case of believing myself to be great, my numerous occasions of forecasting how things will turn out correctly would give any reasonably impartial poster a decent enough impression of me.
I could of course just react to everything like you and your delinquent friends do but no real knowledge required for that. Not hard to see why you chose that particular route! :lol:
 
letting your Newcastle accent slip in there - schoolboy error. "Mag in peace" is more of a disguised mag than the evidence of your pathetic contributions.

It was a typo..yes I type in broad geordie accent.. I'm like Jimmy Nail. Dear god one moronic halfwit leaves another one arrives.

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Boilermaker
 
Not a case of believing myself to be great, my numerous occasions of forecasting how things will turn out correctly would give any reasonably impartial poster a decent enough impression of me.
I could of course just react to everything like you and your delinquent friends do but no real knowledge required for that. Not hard to see why you chose that particular route! :lol:
You sound like the type of person people would dislike intensely.
 
Caps lock get stuck?

I reckon 80% of this forum have no idea you even exist on here. Bigging yourself up a bit to much like..

Cheers, Az

No I was making something obvious for you ( I thought you required the assistance)

I'd make it 95 % of the board to be fair... they don't have the intelligence to realise much exists..they're too busy trying to play mr hard man funny guy with one lined nonsense.

Regards

Boilermaker
 
It was a typo..yes I type in broad geordie accent.. I'm like Jimmy Nail. Dear god one moronic halfwit leaves another one arrives.

Regards

Boilermaker

Oh, I'm so sorry - was it a typo? I see now, I genuinely thought you were attempting phonetic spelling, no, really I did. I thought you were typing in Geordie for just one word in your whole post.

Mag we knew, now low IQ we can add to your attributes.
 
Caps lock get stuck?

I reckon 80% of this forum have no idea you even exist on here. Bigging yourself up a bit to much like..

Cheers, Az

with the added oddity of signing every post - I still think it's short odds it's one of us on a wind-up. I know mags attracted to the board are going to be a bit odd by self-selection. But can they really be that transparent when they attempt to pretend to 'infiltrate the board', surely a 10 year old could maintain a better ruse?
 
Oh, I'm so sorry - was it a typo? I see now, I g

enuinely thought you were attempting phonetic spelling, no, really I did. I thought you were typing in Geordie for just one word in your whole post.

Mag we knew, now low IQ we can add to your attributes.

Would you class a low IQ as an attribute ?

Cheers Boilermaker
 
No I was making something obvious for you ( I thought you required the assistance)

I'd make it 95 % of the board to be fair... they don't have the intelligence to realise much exists..they're too busy trying to play mr hard man funny guy with one lined nonsense.

Regards

Boilermaker

What on earth are you talking about?, it's pretty easy to see why a few think that you're a prize f***ing berk.

Where the fuck do we get them from :confused:

I'll leave it there, it's pretty obvious your motivation for posting on here.

with the added oddity of signing every post - I still think it's short odds it's one of us on a wind-up. I know mags attracted to the board are going to be a bit odd by self-selection. But can they really be that transparent when they attempt to pretend to 'infiltrate the board', surely a 10 year old could maintain a better ruse?

He's absolutely bizarre tbh, very strange bloke.
 
Not a case of believing myself to be great, my numerous occasions of forecasting how things will turn out correctly would give any reasonably impartial poster a decent enough impression of me.
I could of course just react to everything like you and your delinquent friends do but no real knowledge required for that. Not hard to see why you chose that particular route! :lol:
You've told everyone how great you are marra. The daft thing is I know we would chat for hours about football over a pint, the knucklehead however is another matter. I'm surprised a man of your intelligence doesn't see through him. I actually do like to read your posts if the truth be known, you do stir it up but you stand by it. However you need to find my predictions Jardine of how things will turn out. I tend to make no predictions on Sunderland related stuff, I was always taught never to be so presumptuous. Who are my "delinquent friends" by the way, I'm sure they will be please to know who they are
 
You've told everyone how great you are marra. The daft thing is I know we would chat for hours about football over a pint, the knucklehead however is another matter. I'm surprised a man of your intelligence doesn't see through him. I actually do like to read your posts if the truth be known, you do stir it up but you stand by it. However you need to find my predictions Jardine of how things will turn out. I tend to make no predictions on Sunderland related stuff, I was always taught never to be so presumptuous. Who are my "delinquent friends" by the way, I'm sure they will be please to know who they are

Don't you go denying me Judas. :evil:
 
What on earth are you talking about?, it's pretty easy to see why a few think that you're a prize f***ing berk.

Where the fuck do we get them from :confused:

I'll leave it there, it's pretty obvious your motivation for posting on here.



He's absolutely bizarre tbh, very strange bloke.

Its hardly distressing when a bunch of toe-rags I've dressed down takes a dislike.

As for what am I talking about ? I responded to your statement.. apologies if you hadn't realised.

Regards

Boilermaker:cool:
 
Its hardly distressing when a bunch of toe-rags I've dressed down takes a dislike.

As for what am I talking about ? I responded to your statement.. apologies if you hadn't realised.

Regards

Boilermaker:cool:

Like I said, I'll leave you to it. I've just read a few of your posts prior to this thread, pretty obvious why you are here.

Crack on....
 
Like I said, I'll leave you to it. I've just read a few of your posts prior to this thread, pretty obvious why you are here.

Crack on....

Pretty obvious its a football forum isn't it ? Well I thought it was. I've counted about 10 on here who actually debate without resorting to shocking antics. Anyway nice speaking to you fine chap.. off you go.

All the best
Boilermaker :cool:
 
Originally Posted by DCmackem
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
:lol::lol:Class!


I have Mag mates from my Breakdancing/graffitti art days over Newcastle and they are topper lads and we don't argue about our football against each other, we just talk Hip Hop shite and that. Some Mags are canny but the thought of them loving their team makes me feel sick, horrible club indeed. My sister has just married a Mag and he is also canny like.
The reason I have to hate the Mags (but not in a violent way or owt) is when I was about 15 and was walking past the Monument and about 50 of The Service Crew were hanging about the steps of it and one of them walked over to me and asked me the time. When I replied the time he just started jumping about shouting "Com'on ya mackem bastard" so I grabbed the front of his coat, chucked him flat on the ground and legged it like fuck when the lot of them got up and started running towards me. Chased me all the way through Eldon Square.:lol: Never caught me like.:cool:
 
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