Why do you never see dead birds?
- Thread starter safcrob
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One died on Shields beach once. My dog rolled upside down on it's half decomposed body. Had to drive home in the middle of winter with all the car windows open and was still gagging on the smell coming off her.
joemcdokes
Striker
I take it this was a parody of the bat thread.
BigPeter
Goalkeeper
I can imagine that was absolutely humming..
Would have hoyed the dog in the sea first get rid of a bit of the smell.
Jon Dough
Full Back
Hope no one starts a "Why do you never see a dead snow leopard" thread
MackemBob
Winger
Maybe he’s just pining for the fjords?This was at the end of my road last year.
Charlestonian
Midfield
I found a deed pigeon in my garden last Friday which was still in one piece which is remarkable as 3 doors down they have a maine coon that I’ve seen have all kinds away!
EDIT - having just entered my spare room the spanner of a pigeon appears to have flow straight into the window and done itself in, thick kernt.
EDIT - having just entered my spare room the spanner of a pigeon appears to have flow straight into the window and done itself in, thick kernt.
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Sam Handwich
Winger
Aye, but a fox isn't a bird like mate. Just saying.
nyron4england
Striker
Fulwellmackem
Midfield
how
how langs its leg!This was at the end of my road last year.
AlpineExile
Striker
<< Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree! I say "What are you looking for?" And he says "I'm looking for my burrow owl"
And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?" >>
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Stubbs ftm
Winger
Seen one the other week in my garden being eaten by a buzzard
Apart from those suicide seagulls that must fly into buses and wagons
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Sam Handwich
Winger
Good comeback mate
Jon Dough
Full Back
They are an alien species and have perfected invisibility cloaks. They wear these at night too, which is why you never see them then.
Used to get plenty of dead sparrows in my loft though.
Reptilia
Winger
Funny looking bird a fox like.
nyron4england
Striker
see post #29
redgauntlet
Striker
You do if your next door neighbour keeps f*cking cats
Swindon On Tour
Winger
See loads. Found a great spotted woodpecker on my drive the other day.
May have hit a window.
Plenty of dead Magpies around here like. The population of birds is booming here because of this
May have hit a window.
Plenty of dead Magpies around here like. The population of birds is booming here because of this
niceonemarra
Winger
Great question.
