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KeefBeer

Winger
.....this ice skating shite is finished and you can watch the recording of Top Gear after first watching Homeland.
Been with the wife for over 30 years and she is never closer to being murdered then on a Sunday night.
 

joemcdokes

Striker
iplayer etc means you don't even have to communicate, I've always wondered in marriage which will come first, for better or till death us do part.
 

nelford_safc

Striker
none of the lasses at work believe me when I say I don't watch TV and just download the odd US show.

every fucking morning its big brother this, big loser that, fat gypsy this, geordie shore that

fuck me is the TV set up for fucking m0ngs these days
 

---Nemo---

Striker
none of the lasses at work believe me when I say I don't watch TV and just download the odd US show.

every fucking morning its big brother this, big loser that, fat gypsy this, geordie shore that

fuck me is the TV set up for fucking m0ngs these days
I know how you feel. I'm also lacking what's required to engage in everyday conversation. After decades of not watching TV I also find I have to Google almost every name that crops up on here.

Me mam watches Dancing on Ice and then fucking Wild at Heart. Wild at Heart. :evil:
Must be finished now, I've just heard the other half slope off to bed. ;)
 

Scimmy

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none of the lasses at work believe me when I say I don't watch TV and just download the odd US show.

every fucking morning its big brother this, big loser that, fat gypsy this, geordie shore that

fuck me is the TV set up for fucking m0ngs these days
Don't laugh but it is.....

Bread and circuses, as the Romans said. Keeps the plebs happy, dumb and occupied so they don't notice what's really going on in the world.:evil::evil::evil:
 

Kid Galahad

Striker
Don't laugh but it is.....

Bread and circuses, as the Romans said. Keeps the plebs happy, dumb and occupied so they don't notice what's really going on in the world.:evil::evil::evil:
Never a truer word bud,never watch 'reality' tv or read a tabloid,it's the only way to avoid becoming one of 'them'. I make my other half watch it on demand when i'm not in,and why do all of these programs have a token outrageous gay? It must be putting back gay rights back 50 years when they wheel these mincing cretins out.
 

Bigfoot

Midfield
I love all this shite on the tv 'cos it means our lass's gobs shut and i can do whatever the fuck i like without the nagging, internet porn sites etc.....:)
 

ouro

Striker
Me mam watches Dancing on Ice and then fucking Wild at Heart. Wild at Heart. :evil:
Wife and daughter do this as well. I am not allowed in the room while they are on as my constant stream of vitriol spoils their viewing, and that suits me fine.
 
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Harrys Again

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none of the lasses at work believe me when I say I don't watch TV and just download the odd US show.

every fucking morning its big brother this, big loser that, fat gypsy this, geordie shore that

fuck me is the TV set up for fucking m0ngs these days
Mostly downloads for me now.

News, documentaries and cooking shows are all I watch on my cable channels.
 

Scimmy

Striker
On the odd occasion when I accidentally come across X-Factor, "Strictly" or Britain's Got Talent, it immediately strikes me that the crowd noise is exactly the same on all three shows, it is how I imagine a large lunatic asylum would sound if all the inmates were simultaneously told they had won the lottery, a combination of screaming, shouting, howling, cheering and above all mindless wailing.

Do they have a large tame "Crowd O' Cretins" that they just move between the shows to create the required atmosphere?
 
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