The Sinful Dwarf
Midfield
I had an 'incident' at work once. A bloke I worked with decided to walk behind my chair just as I was reaching for the shelf behind me without looking. Unfortunately I touched his dick instead. To make it worse we both yelled out aloud and got some sort of electric shock. We were both embarrassed especially as there were others in the room. He used to make a big thing of approaching my desk after that.
I don't think it will stand up in court.
