Who is your best friend on this message board and why?

[zinedine]

I've got 4. 1 small, 2 medium and a large.

A little advice. Use the small before you use the large.

The problem with the fat tartan ones is the handle chaffs a bit

Is this the old thermos flask joke?

 

[Gelan]

A little advice. Use the small before you use the large.

Is this the old thermos flask joke?

It was, you absolute spoiler...hope Santa pisses in your stocking

 

[BMX Bandit]

Do you have a favourite on here ?
I always took you as a bit robotic

Smoooooth

 

[Daffy]

Smoooooth

I know
Do you still wear that neckerchief?

 

[PeteFTM]

A little advice. Use the small before you use the large.

Surely that’s common sense.

Use the small, then medium, then a medium with a small, then the large once you’re sufficiently slack.

 

[Seaham Towny]

Struggled for days… it’s @Seaham_FTM

Knew him for years before we both knew we posted here, he’s a good lad in real life, has a massive head…

 

[zinedine]

Surely that’s common sense.

Use the small, then medium, then a medium with a small, then the large once you’re sufficiently slack.

Or just use the vaseline.

 

[Daffy]

Big bellend six
Chortle

 

[Gelan]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

Nope, they have no idea

He's old skool...name dropping is a prerequisite

He's also a good judge of character...comes from being calm and not jumping to conclusions.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

@AB22 Easy Tiger ...one of my best mates from school ... a long long time ago!

Bloody hell man. I thought you'd disappeared off the face of the earth

 

[Cow]

Friend? What’s one of those?

Aw mate, I’m your friend

 

[Seaham_FTM]

Struggled for days… it’s @Seaham_FTM

Knew him for years before we both knew we posted here, he’s a good lad in real life, has a massive head…

Massive nose, medium knob

 

[Horace Cope]

Think Rich Planets first ever documentary was about the Gateshead UFO

Made the mistake of looking for that and watching it. They basically murdered some poor bloke and covered it up?

 

[ReidysLeftLug]

Bloody hell man. I thought you'd disappeared off the face of the earth

Vanishing posts again

I was only joining in with the discussion, maybe if I had some friends my posts wouldn't get expelliarmus'd. Sad face

Will you be my friend?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Made the mistake of looking for that and watching it. They basically murdered some poor bloke and covered it up?

It does sound a bit suspicious. I’m confident something got killed with a shovel and then stored in the church

 

[socrates]

Unless youve met someone from here its hard to imagine being 'friends', you can relate to them though.

Few years ago I came through to Sunderland and met Wilfy in the Museum Vaults and went home pissed. The bonus that day was THELORDROWELL turned up.

They arent best friends though, theyre just somebody youve met and enjoyed their company. An afternoon to remember though.

 

[Gelan]

Unless youve met someone from here its hard to imagine being 'friends', you can relate to them though.

I agree with this, though it doesn't have to be true in every case. I don't have barriers, so however wierd that may feel to other forum members, there will also be some that like me have no barriers. No matter how different our lifestyles may be, there will be little or no suspicion when meeting in the real life. I am in life what I am in here...and that's what you'll get if you meet me.

 

[TobySAFC123]

Unless youve met someone from here its hard to imagine being 'friends', you can relate to them though.

Few years ago I came through to Sunderland and met Wilfy in the Museum Vaults and went home pissed. The bonus that day was THELORDROWELL turned up.

They arent best friends though, theyre just somebody youve met and enjoyed their company. An afternoon to remember though.

Pretty sad that meeting people off the internet, almost creepy

 

[Horace Cope]

It does sound a bit suspicious. I’m confident something got killed with a shovel and then stored in the church

Aye the alien was human like in form with blonde hair so his uncle hit it with a shovel

 

[MarcoGoalo]

I received the same. Plenty Twitter links to a former poster?

MrOompah seemed to know a lot about the CCP.

Don't think he posts anymore but he's still active on Twitter under his real name.