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Who is your best friend on this message board and why?



Keawyeds

Striker
I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

You want your new friend to be Rubeus Hagrid?
Think you need a new username already if that's the chronic crack you're going to be serving up.

Or, just stop. I don't think another attempt should be allowed.
 

Martin F

Striker
I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box
I think you have problem making friends because you come across as an arrogant cock.
 

Banter King

Subs Bench
I'm upper-middle class with at 4 Cocker Spaniels and have several pairs of mole skin trousers, unfortunately I wouldn't befriend someone so uncouth they'd create a thread begging for friends.
Such as shame, I was eager to show you my side by sides, just had them polished.
 

Banter King

Subs Bench
Chaps, on the left here, the picture, its Daddies housing he erected for the persons who work on the estate in Durham. Very good for Pigeon.
 

Scunny Dan

Midfield
I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

No way am I palling up with some nancy boy who likes mole skin.
 

Banter King

Subs Bench
No way am I palling up with some nancy boy who likes mole skin.
Aye say old chap, steady on a bit, nancy boy is not a fair description of me. I play Rugger and Hockey I will have you know!
I also like Brass Rubbing, it can be very rewarding.
 
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