Who amazes you they are still alive?.

[Billy Rocket]

Last night I tripped over an invisible obstacle and smashed into the tv stand. Nearly put me heed through the telly.

are you Frank Spencer?

 

[Teed]

Kids need to remember the planet they're leaving to Keith Richards. That much is true.

An honourable mention to Steve Tyler and Joe Perry though. The toxic twins. Joe Perry once said that flying over mountains always reminded him of how much coke he snorted. They were doing heroin too. I saw them during that Living on the Edge rubbish and Steve Tyler was doing handstands. Sometimes it's just amazing how the human body can recover from so much shit put into it..

*Hic*............. .. . anar!

 

[Dave Herbal]

are you Frank Spencer?

The comparison is frequently made

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Ken Dodd
Vera Lynn
Women about two doors up from my Mam. I think she is called Maureen.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Saw Debbie about five year agan and unfortunately she doesn’t look like that any more. Still a canny turn like but age catches up to us all.

She wasn't that young in her glory days tbf.

 

[Son of Stan]

Always assumed that she was long gone. It appears not!


We can live in hope!

Nope. Still going bless her! Long live Doris! I used to watch her films with my Mam. My niece now loves Calamity Jane.

 

[Arkle]

Nope. Still going bless her! Long live Doris! I used to watch her films with my Mam. My niece now loves Calamity Jane.

I had two roles in Calamity Jane (the school musical, not the film).

 

[Son of Stan]

I had two roles in Calamity Jane (the school musical, not the film).

Greedy! Wild Bill Hickok? Did you sing Just blew in from the windy city? In which case...you were Calamity!

 

[Arkle]

Greedy! Wild Bill Hickok? Did you sing Just blew in from the windy city? In which case...you were Calamity!

Nah, a cowboy (possibly called Hank) and a US Army Colonel.

 

[Son of Stan]

Nah, a cowboy (possibly called Hank) and a US Army Colonel.

Disappointed now. Leather chaps?

 

[raindog]

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[JonMc]

Tyler was once so high he shit himself on stage.

Also they usually used to close the set with ‘Train Kept ARollin’’ but once they decided to change things around and start with that instead. After the song Tyler says “Thank you Seattle, goodnight!” and pissed off backstage. It took a whole gang of roadies plus the band to convince him they’d just started and he still had a two hour show to get through!

That's my very favourite rock'n'roll story.

 

[Arkle]

Disappointed now. Leather chaps?

Just the crotch... I was only 15.