When we scored our 90th minute winner against the Mags...

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I would have celebrated but I remembered that it costs £5 to make a football shirt that is then retailed at £50 and all the women in the North East are dogs.
 


My unbridled joy as AJ smashed the ball past the hapless Alnwick was mercilessly curtailed when I realized that, as Geordie born just South of the Tyne, my evil Dad had cheated me out of my Geordie birthright as part of the Geordie Nayshun so I do not support the glorious Barcelona of the North.
 
As i heard the goal go in on my wireless i could not celebrate, it soon dawned on me how long i'd have to wait to see it, as we all know the invention of the television we have heard so much about has still not reached us in Sunderland.
 
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