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Once ran out of milk in the dim and distant past so had nothing to put on my Weetabix - until I had a brainwave of using orange squash - not a recipe that I ever repeated again.
 
Once ran out of milk in the dim and distant past so had nothing to put on my Weetabix - until I had a brainwave of using orange squash - not a recipe that I ever repeated again.
So desperate to eat Weetabix? I'd rather have starved.
 
Mam and Dad went away on holiday and left me to fend for myself for a fortnight.

I decimated the contents of the freezer and used most of the canned stuff in the cupboards.

Day before they were due home I checked one last time in the fridge and came up with my piece de resistance: a lettuce omelette.

F@cking horrible, it was.
 
Once ran out of milk in the dim and distant past so had nothing to put on my Weetabix - until I had a brainwave of using orange squash - not a recipe that I ever repeated again.
Did you not have any butter and sugar? That's what my mam used to put on my weetabix every day when I was 5. :eek:
 
Tried making some Chinese recipe with udon noodles from scratch, thinking I had the ingredients however it turned out as I was going that I was missing quite a few. What I served up was so black it had a blue tinge to it, looked like brains and tasted foul. She still rips me for it.
 
I kid you not. Woke up after a night out next to bowl of hideousness, evidenced by the empty tins in in the kitchen.
It was sardines in tomato sauce and mushy peas!!!!!
 
This wasn't at my lowest ebb, I've eaten a lot worse, but the Spam curry really hit home, and sat afterwards, thinking, as to what has happened in my life to be at that point.

The Koreans hold spam in high regard*** following the Korean War and rations provided by the US. A national dish of theirs is Army Stew (Budae Jjigae) which is basically a spiced broth containing spam. Quite nice comfy food.

*** At Lunar new year, it’s common to get a ‘spam hamper’ from your employer as a gift. What a phrase that is.
 
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The Koreans hold spam in high regard*** following the Korean War and rations provided by the US. A national dish of theirs is Army Stew (Budae Jjigae) which is basically a spiced broth containing spam. Quite nice comfy food.

*** At Lunar new year, it’s common to get a ‘spam hamper’ from your employer as a gift. What a phrase that is.
Aye, also in Philippines, they not shy to Spam, I've seen variations/flavors there never seen UK side.
 
...that's f***ing abysmal that mind. Take some beating.

It wasn’t too bad!

Wholemeal bread, lurpak butter on one side of each slice, Strawberry jam then spread on each slice, peanut butter then on top slice, cottage cheese on bottom slice. Crisps then added to bottom slice (the cottage cheese holds the crisps in place). Place peanut butter side face down on to the crisps.

Sorted 👍
 
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was on an oil rig few years ago...a Scotsman in the queue in front of me

put fish & chips on his plate..then smothered the lot with bolognaise sauce
 

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