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Food concoctions you've witnessed/made? Eg you've not been shopping and skint so slap dashing something together or (and this'll be most likely) you've been hammered and woke up next to something that resembles a melted gremlin.

One of the worst sights I saw was an old mate after a night out. We had nothing in our old flat other than a frisbee like stottie with bits of mold on it, some jars of awful pasta mix, some back of the cupboard misc items and some dog biscuits. I left the kitchen came back and he'd toasted the stottie, covered it in pasta sauce and was dipping the dog biscuits in there aswell. I think watching him mortal with it made it ten times worse. Horrid scenes.
 
Food concoctions you've witnessed/made? Eg you've not been shopping and skint so slap dashing something together or (and this'll be most likely) you've been hammered and woke up next to something that resembles a melted gremlin.

One of the worst sights I saw was an old mate after a night out. We had nothing in our old flat other than a frisbee like stottie with bits of mold on it, some jars of awful pasta mix, some back of the cupboard misc items and some dog biscuits. I left the kitchen came back and he'd toasted the stottie, covered it in pasta sauce and was dipping the dog biscuits in there aswell. I think watching him mortal with it made it ten times worse. Horrid scenes.
That’s an episode of Bottom.
 
Strawberry jam, peanut butter, cottage cheese and crisps (Salt and Vinegar) sandwiches.

I couldn’t be bothered to choose, so just stuck it all on the bread.
 
On an all day bender me and my mate ended up for some scran in me mates mother's house (who was away at the time). I like a milky coffee when I've had a skinful. I put a cup of milk in the microwave, worked out how to switch it on, heated it up, put some sugar in. Got a jar out which looked like coffee, stirred it in, and took a good mouthful. It was feckin gravy powder. I immediately projectile pucked all ower his ma's kitchen
 
Strawberry jam, peanut butter, cottage cheese and crisps (Salt and Vinegar) sandwiches.

I couldn’t be bothered to choose, so just stuck it all on the bread.
...that's f***ing abysmal that mind. Take some beating.
Someone on here hoys a tin of tomato soup on their fish and chips and it lives in my head rent free. Probably @Cox Green Fc the dirty bastard.
Urgh! I'm trying to imagine how that'd taste but all I can think of is soggy batter. Rotten
 
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Cheese on toast, without bread and without proper cheese.

Was some of that awful pre grated Parmesan dust you get in a tub on some ryvita.

If ever you need to remove excess moisture from anything, it’ll do the trick in a second.
 
I went down Yorkshire with my son to close the caravan down for the winter . He was about 4 at the time
There wasn't much left lying around
I spotted some supernoodles needed using so I made them for him
There was a handful of twiglets left in a tub so I put them in a bowl
When we got back the missus said
Has he eaten, I said yes ,she said What ?
I said I did him some supernoodles with some twiglets and she goes WHAT ?! . she still mentions it 14 years on
 
Not a concoction but I was working over at Sellafield in the 90s and sharing digs with a permanently pissed alcoholic, he came home one night obviously starving and when I walked past his room he was sitting on the end of the bed eating strawberry jam straight from the jar with a teaspoon.
 
Chicken nugget stir fry with frozen peas (note: Not the posh chicken breast variety but the Bob`s budget 100 nuggets for a quid variety)
 
Not a concoction but I was working over at Sellafield in the 90s and sharing digs with a permanently pissed alcoholic, he came home one night obviously starving and when I walked past his room he was sitting on the end of the bed eating strawberry jam straight from the jar with a teaspoon.
that's fine... Isn't it (anyone?)
 

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