What's the daftest thing you've done to impress someone?


Picking up some special brew at Asda for a midweek cup game at Chester City when I had a 6 - 2 shift next day. Found out score on teletext when I woke up. Only recollection of game was seeing two John Mullin's on the pitch.
 
Phoned the Roof Gardens in London and pretended to be the manager of Pete Burns of Dead Or Alive to get my girl and a bunch of her friends in for free.
It worked.
 
I was talking to this lass on Tinder once, she said she was working down in London for the next few days. So I jokingly said "ok, I'll see you in about 3 hrs and we'll go for a pint". She unexpectedly said "ha ha, that'd be funny if you did". So I booked a train and turned up in a London to meet her for our first date 😁

Romantic old fool am I 😁
 
I was talking to this lass on Tinder once, she said she was working down in London for the next few days. So I jokingly said "ok, I'll see you in about 3 hrs and we'll go for a pint". She unexpectedly said "ha ha, that'd be funny if you did". So I booked a train and turned up in a London to meet her for our first date 😁

Romantic old fool am I 😁
Get your legover?
 
I was talking to this lass on Tinder once, she said she was working down in London for the next few days. So I jokingly said "ok, I'll see you in about 3 hrs and we'll go for a pint". She unexpectedly said "ha ha, that'd be funny if you did". So I booked a train and turned up in a London to meet her for our first date 😁

Romantic old fool am I 😁
Cap doffed sir
Went to Thailand with a few lads, met this lass who was ridiculously good looking from England (Telford). We had such a great time together over the next few days but the lads were giving me a hard time about it.
We were doing an all dayer one day and I met up with her later in the evening, again getting loads of crap from the lads. So to prove a point (in my drunken state), I got 2 ladies of the night and took them back to my room. Thinking I’d show them.

She didn’t speak to me again because I left her in the bar and the lads ripped the piss out of me for blowing off this out of my league lass who was clearly into me :oops: :oops:
 
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Took her to a rave for our first date after only meeting her once before. Triple dropped red defqon cowies and bombed some pink champagne a few hours after. Ended up rolling around on the floor outside Privilege for hours on end, she lost me, I lost my phone, house keys and wallet and any ounce of dignity I had.

Ended up marrying her.
 
Told a girl I'd just met to get on my shoulders at a gig. Stood up and immediately fell backwards pouring my pint all over myself.
 

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