What's the daftest thing you've done to impress someone?


Whey

Midfield
Doesn't have to be someone you had a fancy for but nine times out of ten that's the case.

One of mine was a lass I was trying to ask out for ages in my younger days.
She was massively into fitness and what not and I was mainly into lifting pints. In conversation on a date in a coffee shop, to try and impress her, I blagged that I was into fitness and the gym also.

Next "date" she suggests is going to one of those indoor wall climbing things. I went out the night before for a mates birthday and was rough as shiiiite the next day but went anyway. Jesus Christ the hangover fear I had all those feet in the air on this wall...at least 12 ft as it turns out. Sweating buckets and then split me pants getting down. Spent the rest of the "date" drinking water and trying not to show anyone the split up me duds. Fecking disaster. Ended up mates because she found it so funny. Aw well.
 
Stopped a lass from getting her hair wet in the rain by holding my kebab over the top of her head. As I was well trousered, I ended up turning it upside down as it approached her nice shiny hair. Must have cost her a fortune in Timotei. I don’t know if she ever got it clean as she moved away to London and changed her mobile number shortly after that.
 
Stopped a lass from getting her hair wet in the rain by holding my kebab over the top of her head. As I was well trousered, I ended up turning it upside down as it approached her nice shiny hair. Must have cost her a fortune in Timotei. I don’t know if she ever got it clean as she moved away to London and changed her mobile number shortly after that.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Surely a contender for the Gold forum - a kebab brolly - absolutely priceless
 
Not sure if I was trying to impress anyone but I had a go at supping a pint of lager off in one after a fair few drinks.

As I put the empty glass on the table it came straight back up uncontrollably and shot a fair few feet like a soda fountain onto the dance floor of a venue.
 
Took a lass home and decided I needed to shave the nob area just incase - only I forgot to properly shut the ensuite door and it opened, exposing me with my nob dangling in the sink and me going at it with a razor
Fuck sakes 😂
Stopped a lass from getting her hair wet in the rain by holding my kebab over the top of her head. As I was well trousered, I ended up turning it upside down as it approached her nice shiny hair. Must have cost her a fortune in Timotei. I don’t know if she ever got it clean as she moved away to London and changed her mobile number shortly after that.
James Bond that mind
 
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I've never had the balls to ask a women out, I just do things that they'd appreciate...like mostly going away :D But seriously, I was trying to impress a mates gf friend who was into art, so I spent three months...YES THREE MONTHS, painting Botticelli's Birth of Venus on my bedroom wall. Come the day, I led her to my bedroom and showed her my masterpiece, her reaction being "I'm not into the classics, more modern art like Andy Warhol" Don't you just love Autism, what a plonker.

Just to add that my bedroom wall was the same size as the actual painting.
 
Turned out in a rugby league tournament which included local stars and ex GB players , 4 stone overweight and only played school boy rugby . Didnt go well .
Swam the river ouse at 2.00 am in Feb to impress some bird .
 
When a was 17 got some vodka with fake id went to Asda boldon drinking it with a lass in the car park both got pissed. I passed out so she left me in Asda car park was found by a member of staff and taken to sheilds hospital by the police.

Auntie came to pick me up fell out the car on way home and broke her ankle when she was trying to lift me out the car.

Never seen the lass again. Ah well
 

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