What would you request if...

Discussion in 'SMB' started by safcforever, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. offmenut

    offmenut Striker

    No, as all women are a bit mental.
    My wifes favourite game 'guess why I am in a mood today' is played regularly in our house.
    I've never won
     
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  2. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    Because there’s a lot at stake and I want my reward for helloing stop it
     
  3. a1970man

    a1970man Midfield

    Claire from work
     
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  4. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Couple of belting examples on here...

    One lad was in the shit cos his lass dreamt he shagged her mate.

    Another lad got home to find his lass ignoring him. He asked what was wrong. Eventually she said she wanted to ask him something, then realised he would say no, it didn't matter and she was now in a one with him about it.

    :lol:
     
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  5. girojim

    girojim Striker

    thatchers britain
     
  6. marsey

    marsey Winger

  7. offmenut

    offmenut Striker

    I've been done for both these Anarl

    :lol: aye Great movie, but they do ask for some shite things to save the world.
     
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  8. SEB to do a gig at SoL
     
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  9. Skandhaless

    Skandhaless Striker

    Why would anyone not save the world they live on from extinction ? Kind of "that right 100 million or we all die erm including me :confused:"
     
  10. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Anyone said hookers and blow yet?
     
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  11. That Bob could live as long as me as he's the best dog I've ever had.
     
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  12. A git massive sunday dinner, with sweetcorn.

    For everyone of yous.
     
  13. Summer Bee

    Summer Bee Midfield

    All billionaires to have to give 10% of their net worth to famine struck countries
    All of the conservative party to be on board said rocket to blow up the asteroid
    An unlimited credit card
    A cure for anxiety
    Rachael Riley
     
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  14. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Sounds like it would make a good filum that.
     
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  15. JAZZMANB

    JAZZMANB Striker

    Take it you haven't been to Blackpool Nandos ?
     
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  16. offmenut

    offmenut Striker

    :lol: I think youre right.
     
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  17. super noodles

    super noodles Winger

    I'd let the asteroid hit the earth. Just see how it plays out.
     
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  18. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    I would want peace on earth and goodwill toward man, the young lady with the... Uzi, a Winnebago fully equipped, big kitchen, water bed, AM-FM, CD, microwave with burgundy interior and two round-trip, first-class tickets to Athens, Lisbon, Madrid, Scotland and Tahiti.
     
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  19. The Lonious Monk

    The Lonious Monk Midfield

    Because people of the world are a bunch of fucking bastards and some bitch-ass sucker would probably try and sue me for saving the world, I would want ask to be allowed to have anything I want for free for the rest of my life.
     
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  20. girojim

    girojim Striker

    Like brexit
     
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