What would you request if...

Discussion in 'SMB' started by safcforever, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    Not a bad one.

    I think I’d be greedy and ask for £1bn
     
  2. dom

    dom Striker

    ‘I want the finest wines known to humanity, I want them here and I want them now!’
     
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  3. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    And by disagreeing you have simply strengthened my point.
     
  4. jubblies

    jubblies Striker

    A cracking pint of Samson
     
  5. Yes, maybe, I'll think on.



    ******

    Wouldn't saving people and the world be enough of a reward?
     
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  6. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    You've jumped in two footed there mate. Never mind, no harm done.
     
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  7. Who is going to give me my demands (if I made any)?
     
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  8. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    In fact I want my face on every currency in the world. Like on the back of a fiver

    NASA. Jesus man women, what’s with all the questions?

    The world is about to be destroyed, you and only have the secret code to save the world. There’s no plan B, the only way out is you entering this code.
    What do you want in return?
     
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  9. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Do Women ever stop asking questions or making demands?
     
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  10. I want to be able to ask questions.
     
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  11. obrienobrien

    obrienobrien Midfield

    Get rid of FCB
     
  12. I'm not demanding anything, I'm the only one who said I'd do it for no reward! It's the blokes who are demanding rewards! Do men ever understand women.
     
  13. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Calm down.
     
  14. girojim

    girojim Striker

    Why would you look for anything in return?
     
  15. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    I would demand Mexico pays for the wall.
     
  16. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    A shitload of money. If something had to become permanently extinct in its place it would be job agencies. Bastards utter utter slimy Bastards.
     
  17. The Sinful Dwarf

    The Sinful Dwarf Midfield

    Could they fix it for Sunderland to win stuff in return? If so, I'll have that. And lots of naughty women.
     
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  18. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Actually id ask that we never again find ourselves in a position where we have to serve THE hotdog sausage in a burger bun.
     
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  19. offmenut

    offmenut Striker

    Always like to rush in ASAP marra, then have to apologise after.
     
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  20. JonMc

    JonMc Striker

    Great film. I'd have a Winnebago. I'm a big bloke and never found a car comfortable foe me.
     
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