What was the best day of your life? (So far)

[Grammar Police]

He never said he was irresponsible.

*Didn't.

Yeah, he didn't.

And?

It was a joke mate...

 

[Mackem00]

Today I chipped a footy the length of a basketball court into the net at the other end. Beat that

That's a long football mate. How big was the net?

 

[TheWanderer]

And that's the best day of your life so far? fuck me mate.

He is from Crook!

 

[Crook Mackem]

That's a long football mate. How big was the net?

It was a thing of beauty mate

 

[Mackem00]

It was a thing of beauty mate

You never lose it.

You being accused of smelling someone at work was one of my top 3 mind.

 

[joemcdokes]

*Didn't.

Yeah, he didn't.

And?

It was a joke mate...

My reply was as well, dafty.
Stick with the grammar.

 

[Crook Mackem]

You never lose it.

You being accused of smelling someone at work was one of my top 3 mind.

She still goes on about it tbh. It's like I'm on sort of list of deviants

 

[anitdontmajanow]

The day i discovered ecstacy and COCAINE

 

[KeefBeer]

Watching a bloke karate chop a seagull in half.

 

[TheWanderer]

Last day at T in the Park 2008 takes some beating, but last year in Ibiza ending up in a night in Pikes ran it very close!

 

[Makcem Crihs]

Covent Garden the night before the cup final, opposite the Tesco which was emptied with drink. Absolutely amazing, everyone in the best mood possible

Were you at Covent Garden when Shaun Goater turned up and everyone started singing,

"Feeeeed the goat and he will score, feed the goat and he will score"

Absolutely class, he was buzzing

 

[CraigyLee]

When Johnson ruined the mags Christmas

Or the League cup semi at Old Trafford

 

[blackcat1395]

League Cup Semi-Final.

Seeing the look on my Mam's face after winning the shootout is something I'll never, ever forget.

 

[forzamilansafc]

14th May 2017, the most enjoyable day in Rotterdam

 

[Scimmy]

When I made another man physically sick with a fart.

In terms of fart magnificence nothing will beat the lad on here who said he farted at work and one of the office lasses had to go home ill 'cos she was so nauseous with it. I was buckled when I read that.

 

[safc1981]

Were you at Covent Garden when Shaun Goater turned up and everyone started singing,

"Feeeeed the goat and he will score, feed the goat and he will score"

Absolutely class, he was buzzing

Was that the random guy?

I remember a woman in one of the flats above in the window and everyone singing get ya tits out for the lads

 

[Makcem Crihs]

Was that the random guy?

I remember a woman in one of the flats above in the window and everyone singing get ya tits out for the lads

Black guy who was looking over the balcony, used to play for Man City.

He was proper buzzing

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Probably a tie for two of my son's achievements -
1) Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award.
2) Taekwondo black belt.
and two of my daughter's performances for ballet and piano/violin awards.

 

[safc1981]

Black guy who was looking over the balcony, used to play for Man City.

He was proper buzzing

I didn’t see that then

 

[MackneyHackem]

none, they've all been absolutely shite for the most part!

That's the spirit.