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What is your worst case scenario?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Baloo, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. riffraff

    riffraff Striker

    Google have a list of games I've attended?
     
  2. :eek:
     
  3. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    ffs :lol:
     
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  4. MunkyHeed

    MunkyHeed Winger

    So THAT'S what caused the hiatus... understand now.
     
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  5. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Midfield

    You mean like a buffoon becoming leader of the free world, a meandering tramp becoming leader of the largest left leaning party in Europe while the right wing settles in for 20 years of power, your country committing economic and political harakiri and then breaking itself up, the biggest tinpot nutter in the history of Asia getting nukes and rockets, and your football team crashing out of the proper league while its arch nemesis passes them on the way up?

    That kind of going to shit?
     
  6. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    So bears don't shit in the woods after all?

    'And now on Top of the Pops with their brand new single Fanny Fright it's Dregs of a Thousand Arses.'

    Has anybody noticed this at all?

    So that's how you got your black eye?
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2017
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  7. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    By shitting down my balls in a nightclub toilet?
     
  8. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    By having slippery hands off your face moisturiser.
     
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  9. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    :eek::lol:
     
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  10. Stubbs ftm

    Stubbs ftm Midfield

    Just man up, I've shat in Annabel's and Ku. Think there may not have been a door on the toilets in ku
     
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  11. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    Ku bogs were like the engine room in Das Boot.
     
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  12. Twisted

    Twisted Striker

    I believe this is called life janie lass
     
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  13. janiep

    janiep Striker

    I know, and it's hard going sometimes.
     
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  14. Twisted

    Twisted Striker

    As long as it stays unspecified its all good Imo

    Its when you start noticing how shite everything is you need to worry
     
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  15. janiep

    janiep Striker

    Wise words, thank you x
     
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  16. Twisted

    Twisted Striker

    Sound a bit down jp, I think this is where thr cool kids would say:

    "u ok inbox me hun xx"
     
  17. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Midfield

    I've had a piss in CBGBs in NYC, where you can catch bottom diseases by even thinking about maybe wanting to go.
     
  18. janiep

    janiep Striker

    Having a moment. I had a tough mid teens due to bereavement and a couple of other truly nasty things. It was decades ago but sometimes it comes roaring right back at me.
     
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  19. Twisted

    Twisted Striker

    Aye these things never leave you. And when all said and done you wouldn't want them to, they're what make us who we are.

    Flippancy aside and that if you do ever want a natter you're more than welcome to message us
     
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  20. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Midfield

    :cry: Same for my ex who was also my best mate from school. Have a virtual hug.
     
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