What is your worst case scenario?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Baloo, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. I knew a bloke who used to have nightmares about being stuck in a broken lift with a hot lass and needing a shit. He'd take the stairs because of it.

    Mine is just going to a toilet and not having enough bog roll to stop water splashing back up. Doesn't keep me up at night like.
  2. Sheldon_Cooper

    Sheldon_Cooper Full Back

    But no concern about there then not being any left to wipe your arse????
  3. Beaker

    Beaker Winger

    Goodbye socks in that scenario.
  4. jsdftm04

    jsdftm04 Striker

    Do you fill the toilet full of paper before having a shit like?
  5. McRoker

    McRoker Subs Bench

    That's is his worst case scenario? You serious? Mine? Being in a car crash and my wife and bairns dying with me surviving...............give me the hot lass in a lift with a shitty arse any Saturday night...
  6. Having a gaping Lady Garden in front of me and not being able to remember what to do with it, so I end up chucking stones at it, fearing Bees.
  7. MunkyHeed

    MunkyHeed Winger

    Deep heat on bellend.
  8. joemcdokes

    joemcdokes Striker

    Think it would be worse if one of the bairns was left alone personally.
    Not as difficult being an adult by yourself than a kid I'd imagine.

    Mine would be going to do the housework and the motor going on the vacuum cleaner, how terrible.
  9. FReaK

    FReaK Winger

    Who the fuck fills the toilet with bog roll BEFORE taking a shit?
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  10. It's like bucking with thrush.
  11. MarcoGoalo

    MarcoGoalo Striker

    @Baloo by the look of it
  12. I do in public or works bogs, etc, not at home. I don't want the dregs of a thousand arses splashing up onto my ring and cheeks.
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  13. I had a reoccurring dream of loosing my shoes at school and at the time at school I couldn't think of anything worse except dying.
    Now, it would have to be death. It still scared the life out of me
  14. Patch

    Patch Winger

    A cheap wheely one that squeaks and reverberates over tarmac. I was following a colleague out of work a week or so back and it was like following a Saturn V rocket manned by those mice off Bagpuss.
    taipeisafc and muggboots like this.
  15. janiep

    janiep Striker

    Mine is that in some unspecified way everything will go to shit.

    Have you any idea what you're doing to the municipal drains of this country, all of which will have to be rodded at the ratepayer's expense.
  16. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Being stuck in a lift with some of the boring fuckers on here
    S.S.R.., silas80, mux and 1 other person like this.
  17. riffraff

    riffraff Striker

    Discovering that small dogs are really cats in fancy dress.
    Skandhaless and janiep like this.
  18. jcrossan

    jcrossan Striker

    Losing my memory so i can't even remember when we last won a game
  19. I have never used a public bog or a works bog for a number 2 in years though, got my timing right.;)
    janiep likes this.
  20. janiep

    janiep Striker

    Glad to hear it, we all need to do our bit in these times of austerity including shitting at home.
    Twisted and tunstall birdman like this.

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