What is your favourite food concoction?

[Phil_Harmonic]

A Coburg Cob, top cut off and bread scooped out. Fill the gap with salt and vinegar sticks (the flaky kind not the solid ones), lid back on and thank me later.

 

[chriswallace85]

Cheese strings rolled in ham and dipped in brown sauce

Dirty twat.

Almost as bad as my old school mate who used to use a Twix finger as a straw when eating a chicken & mushroom Pot Noodle.

 

[king of the road]

Some proper dirty bastards on this thread like

 

[Madchester Mackem]

Chicken and tuna pizza (kebab shop standard pizza only).

Tuna and chicken crisp sandwiches on fresh tin loaf.

 

[Carpets]

Mini Cheddars with Malteaser Buttons on top

 

[look out piano]

Having one of my favourite teas tonight, scampi, new potatoes and tartar sauce.
Tartar sauce is probably my favourite condiment tbf, it's lush.

 

[a1970man]

Can I just say I'm frickin starvin' now

Off to ASDA now to buy ...

Red wine
Stilton
Crackers (Carrs)
Cellery
Olives
Course Grain Mustard
Pine nuts (to roast)
Some thinly sliced Chorizo or similar

 

[Nookie Bear]

Buttery mash with two loosely fried eggs on top and plenty of salt and black pepper. Cut into the eggs, the yolk oozes into the mash, and pouch!!! No chewing even required, it just slides down caressing your taste buds on the way past.

Or, pan of Branston baked beans enriched with butter and tomato ketchup, poured over buttered toast and topped with two fried eggs and lots of salt and black pepper. NOM NOM!!!!

Butter and salad cream is my favourite bean concoction - tremendous

A Coburg Cob, top cut off and bread scooped out. Fill the gap with salt and vinegar sticks (the flaky kind not the solid ones), lid back on and thank me later.

I love those coburg cobs too much , sometimes wish they’d make them £5 each to stop me picking them up

 

[Al Bundy]

Mince and Dumplings (dumplings must be really crispy)

That would be my death row meal as well.

 

[Tezza]

Microwaved bacon

 

[Deleted member 2014]

I love mashed tatties, with red sauce on, and smothered on toast.

 

[rapscallion]

i think it's lovely tbf. Sweet and salty

Yea, it's one from over the pond that really does work.

 

[Daydream Believer]

Cheesy Hammy Eggy

Mature cheddar, tinned mackerel in tomato sauce & English mustard toastie

 

[rapscallion]

The jam helps to make the peanut butter edible, cos it's fuckin minging ordinarily. I used to eat it on bagels when I was loosing weight n running a lot.

And did it work? Peanut butter's just fat deposits with a protein silver lining, mate.

Nice with jell-o, like.

 

[rudd]

Sliced Apple with salt and pepper.
Strawberries with balsamic vinegar

 

[Son of Stan]

Avocado on sea salt crackers, my current favourite snack.

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Butter and salad cream is my favourite bean concoction - tremendous


I love those coburg cobs too much , sometimes wish they’d make them £5 each to stop me picking them up

Mozza's, Coburg cobs, are a weakness of mine, especially when they're not long out of the oven

 

[WildTurkey]

Mine is a Jacobs Cream Cracker (other crackers are available) with half a cheese slice and half a pickled onion or other mixed pickle. If you make a few you can drink the vinegar that the crackers didn't soak up.

Try digestive biscuits instead of crackers, maybe with a bit of marj

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Gentleman's relish is probably my favourite condiment tbf, it's lush.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Cheese, red onion and siriacha mayo in a toastie.

Been said before... although the taste sensation is not as popular on these shores yet, chicken and peach on a pizza is the future.

It's like ham in pineapple for grown ups

You dirty bastard.