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What do dogs dream of?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Stevie Freestein II, Mar 19, 2017.

  1. Chappers

    Chappers Striker

    My oldest often just wakes up and starts to bark while looking around and thinking what the fuck. She then lies back down and goes back to sleep.

    It's funny as fuck
     
  2. Thurston

    Thurston Winger

    In the missionary position
     
  3. I reckon they have anxiety dreams, like trying to lick their cocks but they can't reach
     
  4. JAZZMANB

    JAZZMANB Striker

    Having hands and a tin opener
     
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  5. Aldyyyy

    Aldyyyy Winger

    When they take a little doggy snooze
     
  6. bobpc30

    bobpc30 Midfield

    Trying to squeeze out white dog shit
     
  7. Nookie Bear

    Nookie Bear Winger

    Running definitely , his little legs start to go like the clappers. Sometimes if you catch him at the right stage you can growl at him and he will start growling back in his sleep - it amuses me
     
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  8. sima-hebburn

    sima-hebburn Winger

    playing zelda in sitting room otherday (1st time in ages on wiiu) and dog goes into a deep sleep while I play & legs start twitching & heavy breathing , had to wake it to check it's not having a heart attack :lol: dog wakes up & not happy :mad:
     
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  9. An even more shite reply to be fair?

    Each to their own but what about your dog's dreams?
     
  10. Mr.Thunders

    Mr.Thunders Striker

    Chasing rabbits apparently
     
  11. Slippery Jim

    Slippery Jim Striker

    My dog (RIP) once farted loudly whilst asleep. He jumped up with a "What the fuck just happened???" look on his face. I almost wet myself laughing.
     
  12. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

    My dog has scared the shit out of me before like, I've just heard proper screams coming from downstairs and thought someone was in the house but he's obviously just had a nightmare poor little bugger
     
  13. andymulesafc

    andymulesafc Winger

    Doing a bitch doggy style.
     
  14. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    That doesn't take mean he is dreaming of running. If you dream of having a wank you dont actually have one.
     
  15. Shagging other dogs. My last dog was moving in his sleep and I was going 'awww he's dreaming of running'. He woke up, stood up and jizzed all over the floor!
     
  16. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

  17. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Winger

    Dogging?
     
  18. Nookie Bear

    Nookie Bear Winger

    I do
     
  19. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Im not sure you're being serious tbh Nookie.
     
  20. my missus always say they are dreaming of chasing rabbits...
     

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