What’s the longest it’s taken you to realise something?

[DisillusionedOldGit]

And you are how old?

Erm.... 67 .

 

[Dave Herbal]

Have you been in a cave for 36 years. You can see Burnhope from practically everywhere in the north east man.

Tell you something else. I’d never really noticed you can see it from Sunderland until I worked up there.

 

[Keawyeds]

Say what now?

Oh Dave.
I'm sorry.

 

[TouchSAFC]

Said this recently on another post, but until a couple of months ago I thought hand gliding was hang gliding. Was a proper mind blown moment when my 13 year old corrected me

It is hang gliding.

 

[Dave Herbal]

I just dropped the bomb about the aforementioned "piggy" to my colleague who is 25.
She was quite shocked.
I found this hilarious.



Narrator:
But it wasn't a hosepipe... and it wasn't water.

It was like. The little bastards.

 

[LondonBlackCat]

I think it was Barry being a contraction of Barreth, or something along those lines.

That was it, Barold. Absolutely increyable.

 

[alisafc]

It is hang gliding.

The other way round I meant now I've confused myself

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

People actually thought a pig went shopping?

 

[Sneech]

I'm 33 and I didn't click that in "This little piggie" the one who "went to market" wasn't going shopping.

 

[Tongey]

I’ve mentiomed this before on here and was laughed at .

I always thought until a year ago pulling your skin back when getting a wee was a formality for keeping a fresh,clean penis and was something man had evolved to do .When I crack on about it on here and at work blokes don’t seem to do it and are hell bent on not even attempting it .
All I can say is there must be a lot of dirty dicks out there and poor wives with thrush etc .

I don't, not when having a wee anyway. Tried it once and it went in several different directions Know where im aiming if i keep the lid on, although it does get cleaned when im in the shower

 

[Junior Birdman]

Took me f***ing ages to register that cod liver oil is actually oil pressed from a cod's liver

 

[durham.mackem]

People actually thought a pig went shopping?

I thought one of the piggys ate roast beef but our lass reckons jammy bread. Which one is it?

 

[Keawyeds]

People actually thought a pig went shopping?

Well considering one of them was eating roast beef I think the rule book went out the window

 

[JAZZMANB]

Yesterday,and its true ,you cant beat a wank

 

[Rob STID]

That was it, Barold. Absolutely increyable.

Remember about 10 years back or so, one of my mates asked one of the other lads who was called Ralph if it was short for Ralphred

 

[JAZZMANB]

Siobhan is pronounced Siobhan not Sio bin.about 15 years or so.

Aye and its not FaCade its fussard

 

[Keawyeds]

I thought one of the piggys ate roast beef but our lass reckons jammy bread. Which one is it?

Roast beef is the traditional. Maybe they had different versions for the working class.
Upper class pig had caviar and champers

 

[Kevj]

People actually thought a pig went shopping?

Possibly, but how many people think the other pig actually had jam and bread?

 

[Mickdundee]

There was a “misheard lyrics” type thread on here a couple of years ago, and it was the first time I realised that Morrissey sings “jumped up pantry boy” not “jumped up country boy” on “This Charming Man”.

Now I have no idea how I ever heard “country”.

 

[jedi_toaster]

Possibly, but how many people think the other pig actually had jam and bread?

Nee fucker, cos he had roast beef.