What’s the longest it’s taken you to realise something?

I’ve mentiomed this before on here and was laughed at .

I always thought until a year ago pulling your skin back when getting a wee was a formality for keeping a fresh,clean penis and was something man had evolved to do .When I crack on about it on here and at work blokes don’t seem to do it and are hell bent on not even attempting it .
All I can say is there must be a lot of dirty dicks out there and poor wives with thrush etc .
do blokes not actually wash there knobs like...thankfully i got my skin chopped for medical reasons but i cant imagine not washing the fucker either way

dorty kernts
 
Have you been in a cave for 36 years. You can see Burnhope from practically everywhere in the north east man.
890ft above sea level, so , when the floods come does anyone want to buy a ticket ?

Did anything else happen at cub camp that you want to get off your chest?
It’ll be off his chest now , they actually had tissues in those days ;)
 
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Keawyeds

Striker
Loada shite. The little piggies are blatantly anthropomorphic as evidenced by the one scrannin' roast beef. The big toe has clearly just gone to get the big shop in for the poor 'un whee had none.
I find Peppa Pig having BBQs somewhat unsettling

What about:
It's raining, it's pouring,
The old man is snoring.
He bumped his head, went to bed
And never got up in the morning.

He's dead, Susan:cry:
Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs

Absolutely shocking behaviour. Religious nutjobs.
 
I find Peppa Pig having BBQs somewhat unsettling



Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs

Absolutely shocking behaviour. Religious nutjobs.
Assaulting an old bloke because he won't pray. Not very Christian is it?
 

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