Weird 70's Horoscopes....

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Bizarre horoscopes from 1979 go viral after resurfacing on Twitter

The controversial list shared by Twitter user Wendy, 19, believed to be from the US, reads more like a list of insults than a typical prediction of someone's future based on their zodiac sign.

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I had a chuckle at mine............
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[becs]

I read the thread title and was expecting one of these

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[Space Hopper]

My friend had Cancer for her zodiac symbol, its ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

 

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I read the thread title and was expecting one of these

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Used to love those, could still make one today if I needed to xx

 

[Rotten Johnny]

Strange thing is...they got mine absolutely correct !

 

[Dark Traveller]

Mine has me sussed like.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

My friend had Cancer for her zodiac symbol, its ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

The comedy Luftwaffe

 

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Strange thing is...they got mine absolutely correct !

Mine has me sussed like.

Mine is questionable, I've never murdered anyone - yet

Strange thing is...they got mine absolutely correct !

Which one are you then ?

 

[Rotten Johnny]

Mine is questionable, I've never murdered anyone - yet

Which one are you then ?

Cancer.

 

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Cancer.

Haha quality

 

[Spot]

Bunch of morons whoever wrote that, I'll swing for the bassas everyone knows I'm Mr perfect

 

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Bunch of morons whoever wrote that, I'll swing for the bassas everyone knows I'm Mr perfect

You a Scorpio anarl ?

 

[Spot]

You a Scorpio anarl ?

Scorpio my arse I'm a god chosen Leo

 

[Deleted member 3881]

Scorpio my arse I'm a god chosen Leo

Yes, a born leader and my arrogance is disgusting

 

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Scorpio my arse I'm a god chosen Leo

You spend all your time kissing mirrors man
The Virgo one is class, whoever wrote these basically hates everyone and everything

 

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You spend all your time kissing mirrors man

Only the best deserve to get my attention I don't associate with bottom feeders(ooou er Mrs)

 

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Only the best deserve to get my attention I don't associate with bottom feeders(ooou er Mrs)

I'm a perfect, unethical son of a bitch (not forgetting potential murderer)...think his boss must have been a Scorpio