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Bey you’re fun at parties .. we’re you born a miserable sod?
Bet you’ve seen that hackneyed response in here many times and wished you could get to use it and appear fun.
Pity you couldn’t type it out properly.
And it’s “were” not “we’re” you thick ****.
 
Bet you’ve seen that hackneyed response in here many times and wished you could get to use it and appear fun.
Pity you couldn’t type it out properly.
And it’s “were” not “we’re” you thick ****.
...and it’s “ on here” not “ in here” 😂😂
Gan play on the a19 you arse clart.
 
Alan Shearer's illegitimate...

Shearer is a wanker...

N and E and W C...

Amanda Staveley, her face is on fire...

Stand up if you hate the mags...

This was the repertoire down at Bradford a few weeks ago. I mean for fuck's sake, it's probably the same people that claim Newcastle are obsessed with us :rolleyes:
Remember one of the midweek home games last season (Cheltenham I think).

Game kicks off.... "Alan Shearer's illegitimate..."

Literally 6 seconds on the clock. For. Fucks. Sake.

A good chunk of those who sing about him weren't even born when he retired
 
Nice attempt at pedantry there, a bit tenuous but I’ll let you have it.
How about capitalisation of a noun? “A19”
😂
Like I said” fun at parties” 😂
You absolute mood sponge ..
hope the songs at the SOL are high brow enough for you ... if you don’t like them start one of your own .. maybe make it educational 😂.. what a spenk !
 
I wish I could be having discussions about shit songs.
Ffs more depressing things when supporting a football team.

Try 6 shots in 3 games as a start and no goals.
 
Like I said” fun at parties” 😂
You absolute mood sponge ..
hope the songs at the SOL are high brow enough for you ... if you don’t like them start one of your own .. maybe make it educational 😂.. what a spenk !
Nice one, very funny, you are clearly a Bantersaurus Rex amongst us curmudgeons.
Not sure why you mention the SOL tho, this thread is about the away repertoire on Wednesday.

Party on 🥳
 
Nice one, very funny, you are clearly a Bantersaurus Rex amongst us curmudgeons.
Not sure why you mention the SOL tho, this thread is about the away repertoire on Wednesday.

Party on 🥳
Well it’s not Wednesday now it’s Frida...
Suppose you’d look even dafter starting one of your high brow chants, whilst walking round Dunelm, whilst proper lads are at the match..
Crack on party boy 👏
 
It’s leader

Fuck the mags and their Saudi leader, Newcastle support Al Quaida.

Rhymes like, good ditty soaked in truth.

Oh lord, heavens above, cancel it, how will anybody know what the song means :lol:
The discussion is around it rhyming, which within the space of two posts you have gone from thinking it does, to it doesnt, but it doesnt matter :lol:

Sheff Wed forum is asking why we were singing about IKEA.
 
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Well it’s not Wednesday now it’s Frida...
Suppose you’d look even dafter starting one of your high brow chants, whilst walking round Dunelm, whilst proper lads are at the match..
Crack on party boy 👏
Eh?
You are making a bit of a fool of yourself here, best call it a day pal.
I can only rinse and repeat so many times before it gets boring.
 

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