was expecting this to be shite

[Some Random Guy]

Dunno why so many seem to dislike it so much. This is my ultimate pet hate that makes me madder than anything. Nothing in life makes me more enraged. People who ridicule or criticize something but could never do that themselves and if you asked them to try it they would say 'no way' and walk away to criticize something else they have no ability to do.

I challenge any, and this is a serious challenge I am throwing to these idiots, to put together a song just using the surnames of recognized players out of the countless thousands who have played top-flight English, European and/or international football over the last x years and make it sound virtually identical or very similar to every word of the original. I think it so clever he has been able to think of as much as 119 top football players and match the surnames with every word of "Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band-Aid.

Let's see if these, and I use this term loosely "people" can put their money where their mouth is. If they don't like it so much I would eat cow shit to be given the change to see their attempt and laugh hysterically at the fact no human has ever failed as bad at something since the dawn of time.

So, go on. Whose up for it?

There'd be no fucker posting in PF if you weren't allowed to criticise.

I watched some bloke run down 3 kids this morning, I don't have a driving licence so I won't criticise him.

You f***ing snowflake

 

[Deleted member 23273]

I read one on ALS quite a while back now where someone put the names of players into Wise Men Say
Wise
Ben (Thatcher)
Shay
?
Rush
Ince
Butt
I Kant

And thats all I remember.

 

[ATS]

but it's actually very, very good. foia;

Class that, how could anyone not like it?

 

[Sam Handwich]

In that case you missed the entire point of it. Come back when you've watched the whole thing.

Yours Sincerely, Kris Kringle

Hi mate. Just watched it all. And guess what. The rest of it is the same as the first thirty seconds.