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COAL MEN. Save having to wash your clothes by taking a night time job delivering sacks of flour.

PREVENT your ears from being bitten off in the pub by Sellotaping them flat to the side of your head :lol:
 
Save money on expensive private car registration plates by simply changing your name to the plate you already have. Tip supplied by mr VNR456X
 
AVOID bickering and petty arguments by immediately punching anyone with whom you disagree.

CIGARETTES are a much cheaper and widely available alternative to nicotene patches.

RACE 'homing goldfish' by flushing them all down the lavatory. Leave all your taps running and see which one returns first.
 
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