Vicky Pattison on masterchef.



On Celebrity Masterchef now and Monday gone. I’m normally supportive of anyone from the north east but this lass is a mess. She does look like she has suffered through having absolutely no skills at all other than trying to make as many people like her as possible. You can see a mile off this lass is headed for a life of struggles within. That being said I can’t remember being more annoyed at someone behaviour ever on this show. Total tit.

It was interesting on Monday all the way through the show she pretended to be useless and thick and once she had to compete to stay on all of a sudden she became a very proficient cook.

I feel a great sadness for all of the people whose lives have been taken from them by those reality lowest common denominator porn shows. So seeing Vicky on Masterchef watching her seem genuinely excited and happy to be doing it is quite sincere and nice. There was one part where she made a knob joke as her brain saw the camera and snapped back like elastic to its own prison of self worth. When she is getting on and working with the food it’s nice to see somebody enthusiastic and exited. It’s a bit like a terminally ill child at the theme park forgetting about the horrible illness and living a normal life for a day, seeing her with the fish and her pride in the steak dish was heartwarming.
 
I feel a great sadness for all of the people whose lives have been taken from them by those reality lowest common denominator porn shows. So seeing Vicky on Masterchef watching her seem genuinely excited and happy to be doing it is quite sincere and nice. There was one part where she made a knob joke as her brain saw the camera and snapped back like elastic to its own prison of self worth. When she is getting on and working with the food it’s nice to see somebody enthusiastic and exited. It’s a bit like a terminally ill child at the theme park forgetting about the horrible illness and living a normal life for a day, seeing her with the fish and her pride in the steak dish was heartwarming.
Yep I thought once she got her head down and focused I was pleased to see her do well. Her food looked really good and the way she spoke about food combinations she obviously understood it and spoke well. I can see her winning it and hopefully finding her niche so she doesn’t have to be the idiot she seems to be forced into being.
 
She seems quite tomboyish.

Comes across canny but she does turn up the geordie for effect which can grate. My bunny boiler alarm goes off a bit as well.
 
On Celebrity Masterchef now and Monday gone. I’m normally supportive of anyone from the north east but this lass is a mess. She does look like she has suffered through having absolutely no skills at all other than trying to make as many people like her as possible. You can see a mile off this lass is headed for a life of struggles within. That being said I can’t remember being more annoyed at someone behaviour ever on this show. Total tit.

It was interesting on Monday all the way through the show she pretended to be useless and thick and once she had to compete to stay on all of a sudden she became a very proficient cook.
Sounds like you’re describing yourself.

Except you bottled Masterchef.
 
Always had a bit of a soft spot for her. And where the fuck are the pics?
Me too.
Well just from I'm a celeb
Seem her on fuck all else.
I thought she was a canny bonny lass like.
This thread is a f***ing abomination. I have reported every single one of you, and I hope the mods ban you cretins for a loong stretch

Not a single pic of her to be found

Idiots

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Yeah, she's fit like.
 
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