Vegans cause traditional Pie and Mash shop to close down

[The Exile]

Where does the SMB stand on these bellends who slap some meat and gravy on a plate and put a disk of pastry on top and call it a pie?

With my foot on their throat.

 

[citybythesea]

128 years and now vegans have ruined it

Pie and mash shop closes after 128 years ‘because of vegans’ | Metro News

"He’s putting the blame on gentrification in the area and the trend of people becoming vegans."

lol! he's blaming people living in better standard houses and people eating different foods!??!!!!! Moron

 

[jubblies]

Mooslims

 

[KeefBeer]

It's quite simple really.

The area has been gentrified with posh twats. Which will have caused property prices to rocket.

He can sell posh twat food (cereal café or tiny meals on roof tiles) or he can sell the shop for big money, move to a scratter area and begin again with a ton of money in his bank account.

That would be my plan, better than the risk of fraud by burning the place down and blaming the vegans

 

[Unbalanced Views]

Man who can't run a Pie and Mash shop closes his Pie and Mash Shop because he can't run a Pie and Mash Shop - simple economics really

 

[squashjoe]

Its news to me that there is any meat in a pie you get from a pie and mash shop.

You need educating mate.

 

[The Hesford Diet]

His food has to be seriously shite if he has to close in an era of junk food nirvana.

 

[MattyM 09/109]

Hell on over here at the minute beween the vegans and the butchers, security gaurds outside the shops, showed a protest on the news and one lass was on about speciesism. She had the word pardon tatooed on her arm in big letters to say sorry to the animals that suffer, aye pop down your local zoo poke your arm through the bars and see what leo thinks.

Surely you dont even need a high pressure water cannon to shift a load of vegetarians, quick spray from the hozelock will have them all ower. And considerably cleaner.

 

[Frijj]

Because he is too stubborn to diversify.

Them vegans would be all over it if he produced vegan pie and mash, they'd be doing all his advertising for him through showing off on instagram with their "traditional" vegan pie and mash.

Aye but he’s a “proper” bloke with his flags and pies with MEAT in them. Because blokes eat MEAT.

 

[John Steed]

Hell on over here at the minute beween the vegans and the butchers, security gaurds outside the shops, showed a protest on the news and one lass was on about speciesism. She had the word pardon tatooed on her arm in big letters to say sorry to the animals that suffer, aye pop down your local zoo poke your arm through the bars and see what leo thinks.

Where's over here mate you didn't say?

Might get a whoosh.

 

[James]

What’s in them?

Menu

 

[Cockney Mackem]

"He’s putting the blame on gentrification in the area and the trend of people becoming vegans."

lol! he's blaming people living in better standard houses and people eating different foods!??!!!!! Moron

He could have grown a beard, called them Artisanal Pies and charged three times as much for the same thing, stuck a few bacon rolls on a tray in the morning and have a veggie option, but obviously he preferred to go for the no deal Brexit

 

[Dave Herbal]

Menu

I thought they were vegetable pies. All that fake meat is normally shit.

 

[citybythesea]

He could have grown a beard, called them Artisanal Pies and charged three times as much for the same thing, stuck a few bacon rolls on a tray in the morning and have a veggie option, but obviously he preferred to go for the no deal Brexit

Ha ha, He's pressed the culinary self destruct button!

 

[James]

I thought they were vegetable pies. All that fake meat is normally shit.

It can be crap but the stuff being made by these vegan companies in London these days is a cut above all that.

 

[Teed]

Doing the world a favour if it does close.

 

[Sandboy]

Bastards forced me to close my Little Urchins kiddie chimney sweeping business too. f***ing do-gooders

 

[Deleted member 5265]

I for one think it’s a bit sad.

 

[HellsBells]

I've just looked at his menu. It has a couple of vegetarian pies on it. It's not that much of a stretch to add in a vegan pie as well.

Indeed. It’s almost like it’s not actually the vegans who are putting him out of business.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Never been to one of these places. Is the liquor just gravy?