Variant Jokes

Soddin' mods.

The title before they merged it was "Gazza Variant".

The post doesn't work without the title.

So let's try again.

GAZZA VARIANT

Rife in Dunston. Urge to consume large volumes of alcohol and act like a daft tw*t.

Fat lasses are in particular danger, symptoms, hugging sensation.

Irrational belief that head cases with weapons are your best mate and you think you can calm them down with a spot of fishing, lager and a chicken sandwich.

GAZZA Variant carriers also feel an urge to commit equine assault, especially when mounted police are present.

Seems to be replicating.
 



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