georgekinnell
Winger
Delia Variant:
Rife in Norwich apparently.
Rife in Norwich apparently.
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Variant Jokes
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Bears Beets
Striker
Sympathy like
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dangermows
Striker
Bizarre post.
The London Variant:
Better than all of the other variants
Better than all of the other variants
tysonstorm
Winger
Tory variant, only attacks the working class.
Labour variant, only attacks white British people.
Newcastle variant, only attacks horses.
NHS variant, only kills healthy people.
Roaul Moat variant, only affects Rothbury and known to attack coppers.
Labour variant, only attacks white British people.
Newcastle variant, only attacks horses.
NHS variant, only kills healthy people.
Roaul Moat variant, only affects Rothbury and known to attack coppers.
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Soddin' mods.
The title before they merged it was "Gazza Variant".
The post doesn't work without the title.
So let's try again.
GAZZA VARIANT
Rife in Dunston. Urge to consume large volumes of alcohol and act like a daft tw*t.
Fat lasses are in particular danger, symptoms, hugging sensation.
Irrational belief that head cases with weapons are your best mate and you think you can calm them down with a spot of fishing, lager and a chicken sandwich.
GAZZA Variant carriers also feel an urge to commit equine assault, especially when mounted police are present.
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georgekinnell
Winger
The West Cornforth variant - originates in doggies
JohnSmithUK
Winger
Newcastle variant, only attacks gravy.
RedAndWhiteJeff
Midfield
It's still shit
42
Striker
The Lambton Worm
Striker
Airborne variant.
JohnSmithUK
Winger
US Police Variant, only attacks.......*moderated*
Charmless Man
Striker
Proper stinky crack this like. You should all be ashamed.
JohnSmithUK
Winger
Looks more like a 737 than an A380.
bahtat
Striker
I wonder how his personal “war proof” f***ing car is navigating those Cornish roads
