Using 2 hand dryers...

[bernardbresslaw]

Was in a service station the other day and a bloke set 2 hand dryers off and put a hand under each. His hands weren't even that big and I'm not sure that this is even the most efficient way of drying your hands.
Just thought I'd share.

 

[muggboots]

Most of your stories seem to revolve around mens toilets don't they?

 

[Stormo]

I do it at work. Just cos I can.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Most of your stories seem to revolve around mens toilets don't they?

Aye.

 

[West_Winger]

Most of your stories seem to revolve around mens toilets don't they?

He needs to do something while he’s dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[Frijj]

I do this. The bogs at work have two hand dryers, so why not one hand on each?

 

[Bob Fleming]

It's a sign to alert himself to other toilet bummers. Means two hand jobs and a blow. You missed out.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

I do this. The bogs at work have two hand dryers, so why not one hand on each?

Think of your carbon footprint man.

 

[Frijj]

Think of your carbon footprint man.

But I can dry my hands twice as fast so the effect is neutral

 

[jackynutmeg]

I do this. The bogs at work have two hand dryers, so why not one hand on each?

Same here..I do anarl

 

[Frijj]

Same here..I do anarl

It’s the modern way. Real men use two hand dryers.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

It’s the modern way. Real men use two hand dryers.

Real men don’t wash their hands

 

[Dave Herbal]

All old style hand dryers became obsolete the day Airblade was unveiled. They just don’t work.

 

[Ludwig]

It’s the modern way. Real men use two hand dryers.

In a modern way blokes shouldn’t piss on their hands

 

[Nipple Salad]

Most of your stories seem to revolve around mens toilets don't they?

Imagine the ones he doesn't share!

 

[Frijj]

Imagine the ones he doesn't share!

Oh, I am

 

[chriswallace85]

I do this all the time.

 

[Stormo]

It’s that good I’m thinking of putting two in me bathroom.

People get sick queuing just cos I’m using both.

 

[becs]

What a time to be alive

 

[bernardbresslaw]

But I can dry my hands twice as fast so the effect is neutral

I don't believe that to be true. I think the rubbing of your hands like a demented Shylock actually accentuates the drying process.