Unusual items in your kitchen


An old cigarette tin, a jf Kennedy paperweight, a Japanese framed fighting man in fancy dress, a navy blue wall clock that I blinged up, a paperweight full of Canadian coins, a bottle with multi coloured sand, a tin wonder woman lunch box, a copper kettle, a copper coal scuttle filled with artificial flowers, a boombox, 2 blue tins in the shape of dice, a mini Bob Ross bobblehead with sounds.......
 
I've got the nonce pack and the bellend pack. Think Farage or Piers Morgan is top trump in the bellend one.
 
Dunno why, but if there was some sort of quiz question around ‘The Top Five Posters Most Likely to Own Binoculars’, you’d have made my list. Along with @Frijj and @Gelan. Not sure about the other two yet.
No binoculars mate, and when would frijj have time to look at anything...all those stats to file away like.
 
From where I’m standing I can see:

1. An airfix Eagle from Space 1999
2. A big heraldic flag that @Sneech made at school (folded up)
3. Tenacious D Pick of Destiny DVD
4. A cardboard X Wing
5. A wooden gnome
6. A pair of binoculars
7. A PlayStation 2
8. A disused worm colony
9. A bag of old mobile phones
10. Matching screwdriver and socket sets.

Anyone else got similar tat lying around?
You’re one scruffy fucker herbal
 

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