Unexpected chip shop stories

[oROSSo]

Nout worse than people who hound famous footballers etc. Try and be cheeky etc

Genocide? Exaggerating?

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Nout worse than people who hound famous footballers etc. Try and be cheeky etc

There are absolutely loads of things that are worse. Rapists and murderers for example.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

There are absolutely loads of things that are worse. Rapists and murderers for example.

Ya get me drift tho

 

[Walter Ego]

I went in my local chippy when I was about 14/15 pissed and they wouldnt hand over my order saying I hadn't paid. I was sure I had and started kicking off and the wee radge Italian owner jamp over the counter and started having a scrap with me. Someone I was with must have got hold of my dad and he came down and was threatening the owner with all sorts.

When I woke up in the morning I found the money rattling around in the lining of my jacket. I had a hole on the pocket and it must of fell through. Still havent told my dad I was in the wrong

Jamp?

 

[citybythesea]

A fight broke out in my local chippy. A guy got punched into the fryer.......................He got battered

 

[Deleted member 27423]

There was a Police horse in the Bede Street fish shop opposite the Derby pub in that match v Chelsea many moons ago.Put in as the Chelsea fans were causing bother...the horse had to duck its head to get in but they soon shifted.

 

[Rustie Trombone]

Snooker legend and techno DJ Steve Davis is a regular at Croziers and there is a framed photo of him in the shop

Didn't he marry a Sunderland lass?

 

[Gyrotechnician]

Jamp?

Jumped in proper english

 

[Alpha P]

Didn't he marry a Sunderland lass?

Aye, air hostess and sister of our PE teacher at Ryhope Comp. She was called Gregg..Judy or Julie maybe
Think they were divorced a while back, but could be wrong.

 

[Jon Dough]

Aye, air hostess and sister of our PE teacher at Ryhope Comp. She was called Gregg..Judy or Julie maybe

Air hostess on Concord, divorced now, the papers ran a story of him having an affair.

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Snooker legend and techno DJ Steve Davis is a regular at Croziers and there is a framed photo of him in the shop

This one of those urban myths like the olde beer shop in Shiney having a picture of Dan Ackroyd when he called in to buy 20 lambert

 

[Gillythedilf]

This one of those urban myths like the olde beer shop in Shiney having a picture of Dan Ackroyd when he called in to buy 20 lambert

It’s not like I’ve seen it

 

[Big Jeff]

Didn't he marry a Sunderland lass?

Hes not a regular he lives in Brentwood - its over 7 hours drive so his chips would be cold.

Regular needs defining.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

This one of those urban myths like the olde beer shop in Shiney having a picture of Dan Ackroyd when he called in to buy 20 lambert

100% true marrow.

 

[muggboots]

This one of those urban myths like the olde beer shop in Shiney having a picture of Dan Ackroyd when he called in to buy 20 lambert

That was in the paper wasn't it?

 

[Rustie Trombone]

That was in the paper wasn't it?

Yes.

 

[Big Jeff]

I thought you meant the chips

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Aye, air hostess and sister of our PE teacher at Ryhope Comp. She was called Gregg..Judy or Julie maybe
Think they were divorced a while back, but could be wrong.

Aye Judy.
Her dad drank with my old man in the Board Inn.

 

[ozz]

I used to work in a chippy and the owner switched the Cod for Hake after 10pm at the weekend cos the clientele were too hammered to know the difference

Which shop ?

 

[tunstall birdman]

When Sinatra's used to be a chippy, I used to ask for plenty of 'Shirley Attamatta' on my chips, every time I ordered from there.