Tom Huddlestone

[Plank]

Never known a more immobile player than this lump

 

[genewolf]

He’d fail the medical due to his dodgy ticker

At our level, we have to accept that compromises need to be made. We just couldn't realistically be in for a primetime Glenn Hoddle.

 

[SydneyFan]

Looking for a big lad in midfield.

Not the most mobile but good passing range.

Worth a punt?

Literally you want punting from the board for this suggestion.

 

[Kenna]

I thought he had been taken into a care home at his age.

 

[Richie K]

Does he hold his bollocks when standing in a wall? If yes then it's a no from me.

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[Tom the Pom]

Looking for a big lad in midfield.

Not the most mobile but good passing range.

Worth a punt?

Fuck me

 

[OnienRoll]

Looking for a big lad in midfield.

Not the most mobile but good passing range.

Worth a punt?

Why not go for Jan Molby?

 

[Billericay Dichio]

Might as well bring back Leadbitter if we want someone old and immobile in midfield. That worked so well the last time.

 

[eddtheduck]

He’s slower than me and I’m retired.

And I‘m probably slower than you.

 

[mediaclee]

We had the same thread last year and it was a resounding no. A year older doesn’t make it any more tempting.

 

[Defensive lynchpin]

Looking for a big lad in midfield.

Not the most mobile but good passing range.

Worth a punt?

Obviously been listening to the podcasts

 

[LuigiLew]

Looking for a big lad in midfield.

Not the most mobile but good passing range.

Worth a punt?

Weren’t we after him years ago and he turned us down? Played some tidy passes back in the day but doubt as I said back in the day.. was shite for hull few seasons ago anarl, it’s a no from me Geoff.

 

[Idlewild Mackem]

Wasn’t him man you racist bastard

Giles Barnes

 

[officerbill]

Looking for a big lad in midfield.

Not the most mobile but good passing range.

Worth a punt?

Err no !!

 

[WildinHetton]

He’s slower than me and I’m retired.

He'll be slower than you when you are no more.

 

[Madlad]

I can remember when he was tipped to be the next "Big Thing"
Lasted about a week that bollocks

 

[Thatheaderman]

I can remember when he was tipped to be the next "Big Thing"
Lasted about a week that bollocks

Always been a big thing.

Arse like Don Goodman.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

I think you mean
“Big” Tom Huddleston*


*Jermain Jenas….every single time.

 

[Baz]

Are we back in 2005?

 

[Red]

Despite him being 6ft+ and built like a tank he's not what we need. He isn't an enforcer type. He isn't athletic or particularly aggressive. He likes a deep fried quarter pounder.

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