Tom Hanks & The Norton show

Discussion in 'SMB' started by GalacticZorro, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. GalacticZorro

    GalacticZorro Central Defender

    I'm aware this isn't new, but dear lord these people are lost up their own arse cavities. Joshua is areet, mainly because he looks as bewildered as me and isn't saying much. But the rest, its like 3 stage school kids dressed up as adults and asked to act like typical spoilt stage school kids.

    Cringey as fuck sad self absorbed freaks without a single neuron firing in normality. A strange watch.
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  2. T_Bone

    T_Bone Striker

    He's a major star in touch with the people unlike a lot of stars.
    It's not him who has the problem ........
  3. GalacticZorro

    GalacticZorro Central Defender

    He's in touch? Haway man. He's gone. The only voice he hears is his own echoing inside his own rectal void. He appeases the little folk, but I wager he scrubs himself afterward. And thanks the mirror for getting through it.
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  4. Reflektor

    Reflektor Full Back

    Jealousy is pretty hideous mate.
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  5. Reptilia

    Reptilia Winger

    Tom Hanks is class.
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  6. T_Bone

    T_Bone Striker

    What time are the men in white coats coming for you ?
  7. GalacticZorro

    GalacticZorro Central Defender

    A couple of minutes after the blokes in yellow coats have explained why some blokes in white coats give a shit.

    You think I'm jealous of Tom Hanks?

    He's a Streep in men's clothing.
  8. Reflektor

    Reflektor Full Back

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  9. GalacticZorro

    GalacticZorro Central Defender

    Then you think incorrectly, I'd look into that. 15 year ago I admired him. Now, he self fellates to the point he doesn't even know he's doing it. He's jumped his own pet shark.
  10. T_Bone

    T_Bone Striker

    They're coming to take me away ha ha
    They're coming to take me away ho ho
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  11. Bamber

    Bamber Winger

    What an odd fucking read this is :eek:
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  12. nelford_safc

    nelford_safc Striker

    Finest actor of a generation.
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  13. Op is a mentalist

    Love Tom me
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  14. Baloo

    Baloo Striker Contributor

    “Hi, can you come on my talk show?”
    “Yes, what would you like me to talk about”
    “Well, yourself? You’re famous and people want to hear some stories about you”
    “Oh, I dunno about that, the public at large might like it but @GalacticZorro will think I’m up my own arse”
  15. Scimmy

    Scimmy Striker

    You're crackers Marra. In conjunction with your other thread, this post lays bare your mental torment. I don't know what to suggest but I think you need some help. Unless you're a total troll.
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  16. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    If I'd achieved half of what Hanks has I'd be so far up me own arse I'd have to roll from place to place.

    He's a lovely man. His Desert Island Discs is worth a listen.
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  17. Hanks came across really well I thought. As the only other guest other than Joshua was the little lassie who I now know was off Game of Thrones and was noticeably quiet unless directly spoken to, I struggle to see what his point was in the OP?
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    JAZZMANB Striker

    He's a good actor ,sounds a bit dull off screen but that's okay
    I wouldn't watch Norton as I would put anyone on there in the same camp
    Is not jealousy to not want to listen to people talk about themselves
  19. offmenut

    offmenut Winger

    Villa supporter iirc , but in the readers digest, he came out no 1 out of 100 of the most trustworthy celebrities, so I’m a bit torn.
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  20. DJP

    DJP Striker

    Do you drink bitter?

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