~~Tokyo Olympics 2020/21~~



avacado

Midfield
She’s 25 so probably average for an Olympian. What surprised me was that yank lass who was second is only 19. The way they were going on about how long she’s been around and had recently got married etc I thought she’d be in her 30s.
She started competing back in 2012. It’s crackers. Her cousin was some rider mind. Used to be the one that pulled in all the lasses to watch x games and dew tours.
 

Billy Fish

Striker
She’s 25 so probably average for an Olympian. What surprised me was that yank lass who was second is only 19. The way they were going on about how long she’s been around and had recently got married etc I thought she’d be in her 30s.
She looked like a teletubbie
 

DieselBert

Goalkeeper
The legs on the Venezuelan triple jumper are ridiculous. They are about 2/3rds of her height. Just from her knee down is about the same height as her torso and head. No wonder she's pissing the triple jump
 

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