Toff Names

[Lexingtongue]

What are your favourites? I have a soft spot for Tarquin and Farquar.

 

[andysafc85]

Rupert
Henry
Jacob

 

[Frijj]

Sir Rupert Merryweather Monkeytassle III

 

[Big Cat]

Giles

 

[Son of Stan]

I always liked Gideon. Until George Osbourne.

And Miles.

 

[Sneech]

Sir Rupert Merryweather Monkeytassle III

Is that the silver spoon midgets real name like?

 

[Keawyeds]

Giles

I knew a Giles. He was a complete tit.

Tristram is a poor name

 

[Lexingtongue]

I always liked Gideon. Until George Osbourne.

And Miles.

Gideon is a real belter. My mate at Durham said he had to deal with a Dilidit recently.

 

[Keawyeds]

This harps back to the stupid names for bairns thread, but
When I was worked at Brewsters in Bishop there was this unit of a woman sat in the bar drinking a pint of stella.
She should have been up the other end keeping an eye on her son but wasn't.

Anyway said son comes running down the pub to see the unit.
*slams pint down*

TREVELYON, GET BACK IN THE FUN FACTORY!

 

[Frijj]

Is that the silver spoon midgets real name like?

I was taking the piss, he's a canny lad.

 

[Sneech]

I was taking the piss, he's a canny lad.

So was I, and aye, he is. for an action man hooray henry

 

[Skandhaless]

I was taking the piss, he's a canny lad.

Let's not stretch things.. Unless it's @monkeytassle, that might work

 

[Son of Stan]

Gideon is a real belter. My mate at Durham said he had to deal with a Dilidit recently.

I'm thinking Gideon might be my next cat name. As in, for a cat...just in case anyone gets any weird ideas...

 

[maygo]

Nathaniel

 

[zwartekat]

I'm currently working with a Henrietta and she is every bit as posh as you would imagine.

 

[Son of Stan]

Poshest name and also weirdest name for a person I worked with was possibly Almond.

 

[Keawyeds]

I'm thinking Gideon might be my next cat name. As in, for a cat...just in case anyone gets any weird ideas...

Gideon has fucked over plenty of people already!

I'm currently working with a Henrietta and she is every bit as posh as you would imagine.

Does she ask to be called that? No shortened version?

 

[girojim]

This harps back to the stupid names for bairns thread, but
When I was worked at Brewsters in Bishop there was this unit of a woman sat in the bar drinking a pint of stella.
She should have been up the other end keeping an eye on her son but wasn't.

Anyway said son comes running down the pub to see the unit.
*slams pint down*

TREVELYON, GET BACK IN THE FUN FACTORY!

Why were you letting a kid drink pints?

 

[weebil64]

Went to school with a Cornelius. There was also a Marius. Not posh or owt. Primary headmaster's lad was Colum.

 

[Keawyeds]

Why were you letting a kid drink pints?

We do things differently in Bishop.

 

[nelford_safc]

Benjamin is both toff and bent.