Toastie etiquette



Have you tried it?
Mashed banana on buttered bread, add either jam or something like a caramel/butterscotch sauce - put in the toastie maker. Lovely pudding toastie.

Banana, until recently, was pretty much the only food I wouldn't eat. I loathe bananas and wish daily that I wake up to a banana free world. I recently tried chicken gizzard kebab and that ranks alongside banana as a food evil.
 
Tinned mackerel in tomato sauce with some grated mature cheddar. English mustard on the inside of the bread. Best butter on the outside, none of this vegetable spread bollocks.

Toastie of the gods
 
The finest toasties were always those bought in pubs that came served in a plastic bag that crumbled when you touched it.

The cheese was always unnaturally yellow and piping hot.

Havent seen them in years? Come to think of it I havent seen a pub that just does toasties in years either.
 

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