Time to Splice the Main race Seaman Staines

[a1970man]

OK OK OK it was chuffing autocorrect I know what the term is man.

Fifty lashes with the cat o nine tails or you’ll be walking the plank all the way to Davey Jones’s locker etc etc.

... and there was no Seaman Staines or Master Bates in Captain Pugwash either ... just saying

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

... and there was no Seaman Staines or Master Bates in Captain Pugwash either ... just saying

this

it's a myth that seems to have built up quite a bit support over the years

 

[dom]

this

it's a myth that seems to have built up quite a bit support over the years

Only from nautical nitwits!

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

Only from nautical nitwits!

And people who haven't actually seen the cartoon

 

[Big Duke Six]

Mainbrace Shirley?

Must be an ex sun dodger?

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

... and there was no Seaman Staines or Master Bates in Captain Pugwash either ... just saying

Or Roger the cabin boy.

 

[EchoMan]

Or Roger the cabin boy.

But did he shower with his dog as his name implies?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Or Roger the cabin boy.

That was an order.

 

[Hair Flick]

OK OK OK it was chuffing autocorrect I know what the term is man.

Fifty lashes with the cat o nine tails or you’ll be walking the plank all the way to Davey Jones’s locker etc etc.

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[Patch]

So this is what it's come to? What a load of shite.

Think I'll see if there's any action on mumsnet.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

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[dom]

Or Roger the cabin boy.

I think the Guardian got sued for claiming these names were real!

 

[Teed]

OK OK OK it was chuffing autocorrect I know what the term is man.

Fifty lashes with the cat o nine tails or you’ll be walking the plank all the way to Davey Jones’s locker etc etc.

Eeeeeeee lad!! "splice the main race" FFS!! f***ing hopeless lad, hopeless!!

 

[Deleted member 4700]

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This you @Ginger John

 

[becs]

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This you @Ginger John

No, I've got fair hair.

 

[Deleted member 4700]

No, I've got fair hair.

So has she, it's just not washed, she's a dirty, dirty pirate.

 

[becs]

So has she, it's just not washed, she's a dirty, dirty pirate.

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[Deleted member 4700]

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Oooo arrrrr