Time for a new capital city

[Clean Bristow]

Because we is not massive racists who hate blacks......

Not if you look on the politics forum

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Not if you look on the politics forum

Just tossed that one up ready for someone to give it a crack.

 

[Jasper]

If it can ween itself off cars and have a mayor with some balls to start measuring the city’s success on the health and well-being of its citizens rather than their economic output, it’ll be fine. Big ask like.

 

[pillars of hercules]

Why not have 3 capitals like South Africa?

Why not have a brand new capital starting from scratch. The whole city built around renewable energy, tramways, bike paths etc?

It would relieve the congestion of London and the likes of Parliament could be a museum instead of spending billions restoring it

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Need to do something about the chicken bones first

 

[Deleted member 27897]

York is quite clearly the de-facto capital of Northern England for its historical relevance and prestige.

 

[Suspender Sue]

let's face it London is rammed with weirdos. Its expensive and not reflective of the rest of this country so the progressives should love my idea.
I nominate York.

I reckon Scotswood or Meadowell are good place for Parliament to sit.

has to be the jewel in the crown,Bishop Auckland

We can get Dehenna Davidson, the local MP, to open Bishop Auckland as the new capital.

I don't know which of her "partners" she'll bring along.

 

[bomber]

I reckon Scotswood or Meadowell are good place for Parliament to sit.


We can get Dehenna Davidson, the local MP, to open Bishop Auckland as the new capital.

I don't know which of her "partners" she'll bring along.

Now she's dumped the wrinkly sugar daddy the local wannabee pikeys will fancy their chances

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Why not have 3 capitals like South AfrRica?

Tidied

 

[Suspender Sue]

Now she's dumped the wrinkly sugar daddy the local wannabee pikeys will fancy their chances

Dehenna Davidson is complicated and her Wikipedia page shows that (and I actually feel sorry for her given her very early life).

I know quite a bit more, however, given the person who told me was her employer prior to her election I have various confidences to respect.

 

[jaxaxe]

The lesser spotted avocado shark

Bastards will be everywhere. As if the Thames isn't dangerous enough.

Because we is not massive racists who hate blacks......

Get it right.

Not MESSIVE racists who hate BLECKS

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

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We don't need a new capital like. Just let the current one be self contained and let the people live out their lives in the self made dystopia that is Lundern tern.

 

[Jon Dough]

Just let the current one be self contained and let the people live out their lives in the self made dystopia that is Lundern tern.

The self containment is already in place,its called the M25

 

[Mouldedplasticseats]

Hebden Bridge in Yorkshire could be the new capital... I'm not 100% sure but believe a 1hour commute envelope around it has a catchment area of 7 million people (or something like that)

 

[Grammar Police]

I love London, best city in the world imo. Wouldn’t want to live there but it’s clearly a long way ahead of any other city in this country.

Overpriced shite.

 

[monkeytassle]

Overpriced shite.

A thorough and well reasoned response. Will look out for your musings in future.

 

[Duracel Funny]

Oh I dunno. Find me a bit of Boro that is brilliant

Several nice parts of boro but some stunning parts of teesside

 

[Clean Bristow]

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We don't need a new capital like. Just let the current one be self contained and let the people live out their lives in the self made dystopia that is Lundern tern.

Would that be watertight and have a hatch to chuck sharks into?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Would that be watertight and have a hatch to chuck sharks into?

From my calculations, within four months the population will either starve from lack of Ocado deliveries or protest itself to death. People will literally die doing yoga in central London on what were transport routes.