Three things you utterly despise

People who bite their cutlery.
People who seem to subconsciously know you're trying to walk past them and seem to predict your every move, continuously blocking you off.
Mums on the way to school with their hell spawn who expect me to walk in the mud so their little darlings can all walk side by side in a shit version of a chorus line.
 


Gristle
Drinking black coffee at a colder temperature than I expected it to be
Biting my lip
 
The Cabinet (That includes Boris Johnson)
Donald Trump
Nigel Farage

Three is not enough!

Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins
Dominic Cummings

Rudy Giuliani
Mitch McConnell
Mike Pence

Jacob Rees Mogg
Mark Francois
James Cleverly
 

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