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this, defintely this
He snubbed sunderland aswell
Are you any good at making up wiki pages?
Never done it - someone has 10 minutes to detail the sparking career of Pierre Cozmo, the controversial French dynamo who was briefly engaged to Drew Barrymore.
I think we need a Newcastle number 9 rumour- bombard him with questions about Emile Heskey- start tweeting about Heskey being linked (using the #NUFC hashtag), get the fuckers convinced/ worried that their big number 9 signing will be Emile
if he is daft enough to fall for a made up name (he might well be) then we absolutely have to say that Cozmo was rumoured to be going to Sunderland but Newcastle have stepped in and offered him the coveted number 9 shirt and that has swayed the deal massively in their favour
I am seeing if I can work out how to do it.
Eeek, type the fella's name into google and this is the page that comes up first.
Heskey's actually half decent. We need to rumour someone really bad. Some CCC plodder. Someone like Kuqi, but not him. Unless Cozmo comes together.
Don't forget about that film he had a cameo in - Profiter de ma Rabats.
(Enjoy my flaps)
Damn it.
What about Choppra coming back?
We just need a mod on board to delete this thread when it starts![]()
aye, initially I typed Billy Sharp (big reputation years back, never done anything since). We need someone who is dreadfully poor but who is vaguely believable, could go for Sharp like, he's only at Doncaster and we could edit his wiki to mention a link to Newcastle United?
Strong rumours Xisco has been offered the number 9 shirt for the new season