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I think we need a Newcastle number 9 rumour- bombard him with questions about Emile Heskey- start tweeting about Heskey being linked (using the #NUFC hashtag), get the fuckers convinced/ worried that their big number 9 signing will be Emile

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this, defintely this

He snubbed sunderland aswell

:lol: if he is daft enough to fall for a made up name (he might well be) then we absolutely have to say that Cozmo was rumoured to be going to Sunderland but Newcastle have stepped in and offered him the coveted number 9 shirt and that has swayed the deal massively in their favour
 
Are you any good at making up wiki pages?

Never done it - someone has 10 minutes to detail the sparking career of Pierre Cozmo, the controversial French dynamo who was briefly engaged to Drew Barrymore.
 
Never done it - someone has 10 minutes to detail the sparking career of Pierre Cozmo, the controversial French dynamo who was briefly engaged to Drew Barrymore.

I am seeing if I can work out how to do it.
 
I think we need a Newcastle number 9 rumour- bombard him with questions about Emile Heskey- start tweeting about Heskey being linked (using the #NUFC hashtag), get the fuckers convinced/ worried that their big number 9 signing will be Emile



:lol: if he is daft enough to fall for a made up name (he might well be) then we absolutely have to say that Cozmo was rumoured to be going to Sunderland but Newcastle have stepped in and offered him the coveted number 9 shirt and that has swayed the deal massively in their favour

Heskey's actually half decent. We need to rumour someone really bad. Some CCC plodder. Someone like Kuqi, but not him. Unless Cozmo comes together.
 
Heskey's actually half decent. We need to rumour someone really bad. Some CCC plodder. Someone like Kuqi, but not him. Unless Cozmo comes together.

aye, initially I typed Billy Sharp (big reputation years back, never done anything since). We need someone who is dreadfully poor but who is vaguely believable, could go for Sharp like, he's only at Doncaster and we could edit his wiki to mention a link to Newcastle United?
 
Strong rumours Xisco has been offered the number 9 shirt for the new season
 
aye, initially I typed Billy Sharp (big reputation years back, never done anything since). We need someone who is dreadfully poor but who is vaguely believable, could go for Sharp like, he's only at Doncaster and we could edit his wiki to mention a link to Newcastle United?

Sharp's a decent shout, or how about that Michael Mifsud who once scored a goal for Coventry? Someone of the level of Leon Best :lol:

Strong rumours Xisco has been offered the number 9 shirt for the new season

:lol::lol:
 
ahhh my gift to the pf board, i can't wait to see the results :lol:
 
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